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he thinks he’s kirby
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
I wanna know who did this research.
well, i did!
Tyr keeps telling people I’m Canadian.
This is FALSE INFORMATION, disregard.
It is a known FACT that i am a masshole and should be greeted with the traditional New England hello:
Don’t fucking talk to me
If someone so much as makes eye contact with me before I’ve walked 3 miles in the snow to get my iced coffee from the third Dunkin donuts on main Street I immediately go into a blood rage.
The funniest thing in any type of science fiction or fantasy media is the characters having to go through a shitload of redtape and bureaucracy. Nothing is fucking funnier to me than a Wizard standing in line to get a fucking piece of paper that allows him to cast a fireball within the confines of a city. Or like some sort of horrific Geiger-esque alien waiting patiently at a DMV or equivalent and casually browsing some magazines. The absolute best is a montage of the characters going from office to office and given the run around. I live for that shit.
That’s why I love The Hitchhikers Guide so much, the entire book series is just redtape with a bit of story.
Irony being he’s got the literal president of the universe on his side and still nothing gets done. That’s just fucken politics for you.
okay but in all fairness that president is a dunce
How’s that different from any other politician?
Mushrooms and hats
An absolute badass
You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.
This moment is so fucking powerful. I love her
I will always admire how courageous Ellen was to do this. At a time where coming out wasn’t something that was easily accepted, she went on national TV and did it anyway.
This moment set the stage for so many more coming out stories. She faced a lot of hate for doing this, so I can’t help but send her a little love every time I’m reminded of her strength.
Look at her face in that last GIF. You can see how afraid she was. But her desire to live as herself was stronger than her fear. That is courage.
pshahajsjs my cat, everyone
When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die
Thanks DavidPro for my life
Ps: when will I learn to color without burning people’s eyes
Wheeee!
This is some next level gaming right here
ahhh yes, the three genders. male, female, and lgbt
You forgot the fourth gender: Skip.
leftist men love talking about “eating/guillotining the rich” but they clutch their pearls the second a woman mentions killing all rapists and pedophiles
This was one of my favorite things I made in school last year…!
Oh I was just posting about this on FB the other day because people were losing their minds over figs.
This is what Republicans try to demonize for political gain. Think about it.
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