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and why is the lovense app sending me push notifications on my phone. girl i dont really want to be seen with you at the moment

#jester's originals #shitpost #lovense

sherlock holmes x moriarty in the enola holmes movies. hello hello hello

#enola holmes #sherlock x moriarty enola holmes #sheriarty enola holmes #put that man in situations

one moose's knuckle is another camel's toe as they say

#shitpost

and here's what i'll tell you and i'll tell you the truth. lightning j. mcqueen? eats pussy

#cars #lightning mcqueen #cars 2006 #cars pixar #cars fandom #cars movie

I LOVE CARS MOVIE

things we need to remember are not "superior" or "better" or "the right way" to be trans:

t4t

being genderqueer/nonbinary as opposed to binary

being/wanting to be visibly trans

#trans #trans man

i am a toony fursuit hater

pinky pie needs to be punished for taking that much fucjing cider when she KNEW FULL WELLher FRIEND rainbow dash was waiting behind her. mind you SHE invited all those ponies but NOT RAINBOW DADH? to her idea of waiting overnight?? WHAT KIND OF FROEND IS THAT PINKY PIE. YOU GLUTTONOUNS CREATURE

#jester's originals #pinkypie #mlp #rainbowdadh #rainbow dash #i don't actually have an overall beef with her she's nice i just thiught that was crazy lol

what if they found mummified jesus and someone snapped a bunch of pics of his feet and posted them on footfinder

#jester's originals #shitpost #jesus #jesus toes #weedposting #the toes of christ #the eternal steppers

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one must imagine sisyphus caked up

dustf0x

one must imagine sisyphus bent over and moaning for more

one must imagine sisyphus caked up

#sisyphus #shitpost

farquaad (musical) kinda sexy

#shrek the musical #lord farquaad #jester's originals #shitpost #but genuine

yeah the Front Bottoms actually wrote No Children about me (<- guy who is getting hysterectomy tomorrow)

#jester's originals #shitpost #trans man #hysterectomy

waiting for my turn on the machines at the gym is so awesome. have started asking guys if they "mind if i lurk close at hand" until they're done

#gym #jester's originals #shitpost #but genuine #gym bro

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I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

if i could go back in time once for anything it would be to get myself on puberty blockers as a kid

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