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@hmslusitania
Every day I log onto this site and am forced to encounter some puritanical-ass stupid as fuck purity culture take and every day I want time travel to exist specifically so I can remove John Calvin from the global timeline and also every day I come closer to the conclusion that it is a moral obligation to become a hedonist
"This is Dr. Captain Ryland Grace reporting from the Hail Mary."
Ron Perlman?!?
After the beetle probes come back (honestly, probably even before), plenty of things get (re)named after Ryland Grace - Grover Cleveland Middle School becomes Ryland Grace Middle School, obviously, and astronomy/astrobiology buildings on college campuses and STEM scholarships in his name. Astrophage almost certainly gets the scientific name Astrophagus gracei.
Eva Stratt, meanwhile, gets the Eva Stratt Memorial Library (tagline: "she's not dead we just like remembering her") which is not, in fact, a library, it's the predominant hub for internet media piracy. The creators think they're hilarious.
Hi, I am absolutely in love with your fics and I was doing a binge of all your 9-1-1 ones and I noticed that you haven't posted since 2022. When I found your Tumblr, I learnt that you have dropped the show. If it's okay with you can I know why? I am just so curious because I really liked your versions of Buddie.
Is it because of how toxic the fandom can get? I have noticed some trends during the airing of the past couple of seasons that I have not personally been comfortable with.
And/or is it because of the blatant queerbating and wayward plots of the past couple of seasons? That shit is frustrating for real.
Hey! First off thanks for letting me know you like my fics! That’s very sweet 💖
As far as the show, I stopped watching at the end of 6A, but I kinda stopped caring about it as a show during 5A. I’m usually pretty good at picking up clues that shows weave internally and (unrelated to this topic, usually prefer to do so without Doylist information applied and 9-1-1 is the only fandom I’ve ever been in that was soooo dedicated to picking apart every external source and spoiler and word of god comment, it was wild) there was a moment where someone sent me an ask about Chimney’s storyline for 5A and their fears about him getting written off the show while Maddie was off screen on account of JLH’s maternity leave, and I was like “why would they write chimney off that would be idiotic” and then they wrote chimney off and it sort of sunk in right about then that it wasn’t a show whose storytelling I could trust.
(Secret lore that you’d almost certainly never be able to tell from the 9-1-1 era of my blog but Chimney was my fave lol)
Anyway, I have been fine with watching crap shows whose storytelling was bonkers garbage where the show runners have just absolutely dogfucked the execution, but usually I’m better at knowing that’s what I’m getting invested with at the top. And for whatever reason, I think some combination of cabin fever from the pandemic and living alone in a studio apartment with just my neurotic cat, warped my ability to perceive the exact nature of the trash television I was watching. And when I recognised it and recognised that my investment in it was disproportionate to the show itself, I stepped away.
I popped in for ten seconds (forty minutes whatever) to get to see Evan Buckley be canonically bisexual on my television screen, which was nice, but I didn’t have any desire to get back into the show and from the developments I’ve seen happening online, I’m okay with that.
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
Zuko jumping underwater with the logic of "the seals have to come up for breath SOMEWHERE" like. buddy. you do know that some seals can stay submerged for up to two hours without coming up for air, right? you are aware that the next air opening might be goodness-knows-how-far compared to the capacity of your human, non-airbender lungs, right?
...right?
there is a lot of discourse being re-trodden with the wave of new activity but "Zuko you IDIOT" will never grow old
yes it is 2026 and that's a good time for atla fanart
im curious about a specific generational divide
regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?
gen z, yes
gen z, no
millenial, yes
millenial, no
gen x, yes
gen X, no
baby boomer, yes
baby boomer, no
because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"
I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.
Robin Wright + Cary Elwes in THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987), dir. Rob Reiner
“As you wish.”
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
Ultimate Queer Character: Round One Match Three of Thirty-Two
Valentine Vuong
Phyla-Vell (Martyr/Captain Marvel/Quasar)
#Phyla became the avatar of death for her girl she’s amazing (via @aadamantine)
“wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???”
yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that’s okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you’ll feel better.
normalise low blocking thresholds… blocking someone arguing with you is not weak or over-reacting or whatever.
The gang's all here.
Hello in light of the Starbuck picture… how much does she shrink when wet 👀
I have no idea. I attempted once in her first experience with a heat wave (seven years ago now) to dampen her paws and I still have scars on my stomach from that experience so she has never been submerged in water.
Significantly, I would assume
