PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dustinjameson
rowan; row row rowan the boat⛵
rowan: okay so we're in the same boat
rowan: do you ever wonder what its like to kiss a boy??
dustin: um
dustin: i'm going to have to say no?
dustin: but that doesnt really count because i dont wonder what it's like to kiss anyone
“—-Hey there, buddy! Did you miss me?” He asked his son, who nodded and smiled. The school wasn’t really the best place to have him dropped off, but it was the best solution he and his ex could come up with, especially if Thomas wanted to spend the week with his son. Besides, there was only an hour left in the day.
“I brought those example essays you asked me to wri─” he started as he waltzed into the room, one ear bud hanging from his ear freely as it swung to the rhythm of his steps on the floor, before pausing at the scene before him. Resisting the urge to coo at the small boy in his teacher’s hands, he instead cleared his throat and continued, “Sorry, I can come back at a different time. I didn’t mean to disturb you, sir.” It was awkward, and in the dead silence that stood between these two statements all you could hear was the loud riff of a guitar through his tiny speaker.
rowan; all contracts
rowan: is it bad that actually never kissed a boy??
rowan: wait why am i telling you this??
rowan: you won't tell anyone will you?
dustin: if it makes you feel any better i've never kissed a boy either
“— — Did you want something or?”
Not really, actually. I’m just wandering, mostly. I tend to do that because I finish my homework early. Did you want something?
Zayn Malik / I wont mind (remix)
Hmm? No. Dustin I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. It’s not worth it.
You sure? I mean, you helped me when things were bad, the least I can do is return the favor.
Yeah… No… Don’t worry about it Dustin. You’re better… That’s all that matters.
The real question is, are you better? You look like the walking dead. What’s going on, speak to me, babe. Tell me everything I missed.
“Oh, yeah, I was wondering wh – Oh, no it’s okay, you’re not.. – Wait, what? Shit, I for — wait, what? Dude, n ———- Wait.”
Wow. Was that what I sounded like when I’d stutter?
“Wait, no, — Lem’me help ya’, kid. You’re not bothering me at all, really. —– But thank you for reindin’ me that my shoe is untied and —–…. Where the hell where you?”
I’ve been... somewhere. Somewhere that doesn’t matter, instead let’s focus on the fact I’m here now?...You’re not going to let me get away with that, are you.
Pleasure to meet you too, despite the urine-related circumstance. Thank you very much, tall dark and handsome stranger. M’James, by the way.
Handsome? Why, I’m flattered. I don’t know if that’s quite the word I’d use, to each their own however. Dustin Jameson, which sounds odd now that I’ve said it seeing as they’re two very similar sounding names.
Dustin… You’re back. I want to help.
Wren, it’s okay. Also, I’ve been meaning to tell you, I’m really sorry about leaving so... abruptly. I really didn’t want to at first, but I think it really turned out for the better! Forgive me?
“Hey, it’s not a problem. Let me help !” The boy leans down, quickly tying his shoe before grabbing the strangers suitcase.
N-no. You really don’t have to. I mean, I’d hate to bother you during our first meeting. I’d rather not be known as the boy who made you carry his suitcase.
“It’s cool– - I get it. Too much to carry and all.. uh, do you need any help or something? Probably would go by faster if you had another set of hands to carry the rest. – - It is? Oh thanks, seriously feel like one day I’m going to trip over these things and smash my face. That’d be a ugly picture to see.”
I think─ I think I’ve got it. You really, don’t have to. I mean, the probability you’ll actually trip over them changes based on certain aspects, like shoe design, shoelace design, shoelace length, etc. and maybe you have the combination that gives you the least possible outcome of falling over?
Oh, that’s─ that’s my suitcase. I left it in the middle of the hallway and I can come back and get it, but my hands are kinda full and I really wouldn’t want to drop anything and… just, sorry for bothering you. I’ll leave now. Bye. Oh, and your shoe is untied. Just thought I’d let you know. Bye.
“Hey, hey, uh,excuse me — do you know where the bathroom is? Uncomfortable new kid who needs to pee, nice to meet you.”
D-down the hall, and to the right. Nice to meet you, I g-guess, even if this isn’t the most pleasurable of circumstances to make your acquaintance.
“Did you know that it’s possible for pigs teeth to bite through a human bone like it’s butter? And, theoretically, you could bite through your own finger, but your brain stops you. As if that wasn’t bad enough for ya, over the course of your lifetime, you’ll shed about 40lbs of skin.”
I mean, I d-did know that, but kudos on the random f-factoid, nonetheless. It’s because the brain and nervous system work together so you feel pain, and your brain is trained to associate p-pain with negative connotation, and therefore stop you. I’m not going to question why you would know that, but─ yeah, I’ll stop t-talking now.
