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this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

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“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[fuks]

This is my masterchef submission video

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[thelastlivingsoul]

can u all do me a favor and stop reblogging anything on this website except this post because this is the only content i need on my dash

[nympheaaa-deactivated20160402]

me when the song comes on

[theycantalk]

[veryfunnymemes]

[-hewastheirfriend]

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

[rnashpotato-blog]

nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh

[addictivities]

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[sexhaver]

“i can’t fucking read”

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[santeria-deactivated20170905]

me

[parlayedemdown]

That painful sneeze that make you feel like you died for a second

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

This video made me drop my phone

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I’m dying omfg…

[kimreesesdaughter]

I literally fucking hollered!

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THIS JUST HAPPENED