♡Dusty♡

Hi, you can call me Dusty, or Dusty crusty :] Im a digital/traditional artist, though I mostly do digital. I make stickers, draw silly stuff, and I have a webcomic in my wip stack! 🚫NO AI🚫 ………………………………………………………………………....

[puterpal]

mobile painter design for fun

[puterpal]

mirror that you should totally look into 😇

[cotgar]

One must imagine Sebastian happy.

I don’t think he likes his birthday, sorry guys :/

[kaleidouss]

I am alive I promise…to just hard to post

[skeletoninthemelonland]

a zombie pigman went through the nether portal and started hanging around the area since. i got attacked by pillagers and apparently one of their arrows hit him and he didn't like it one bit. didn't see it happen but now he's got a crossbow instead of a gold sword.

he is my buddy now and he guards the portal while i'm away

photo evidence of Freeman and his crossbow

[helloscully]

but did you go to taco bell?

Of course I did I’m not a monster

[helloscully]

Why is no one in this town normal

[helloscully]

THE BUILDING BURNED DOWN???????

[helloscully]

Okayy so I updated my coworkers on the situation. Travis and I quit. My manager put in her 2 weeks and thankfully had the foresight to make recordings of the police ignoring our concerns, so we should be clear on a legal standpoint. None of us are going back to that building if we can help it except Mike, who said he’s gonna do 1 more nightshift and open in the morning when he assumes the police will get here. On the plus side I no longer feel bad about the hose incident

[proseccoprosecutor]

Only on tumblr does a near 40 year old cold case finally get solved because an X-Files shitposter found the body of the murderer stuck inside the mascot costume it used to kill people in at their workplace and started sharing pictures of him like he was the beloved company pet. Webbed site

[gaypussinboobs]

[proseccoprosecutor]

The funniest part is I genuinely don’t think they know and no one seems to have told them. I assumed it would be all over the news

[helloscully]

Hi!! Um. WHAT

[miss-teriouslyyyy]

“Blood stains found at a gay nightclub in Hurricane, UT were a DNA match for William Afton, the prime suspect in the Fazbear 5 case, a horrific incident where on June 26th 1985, 5 children between the ages of 6-11 went missing inside of a local family restaurant.

Afton was arrested but later released due to lack of substantial evidence, despite protests from the victim’s families. Security footage showed the children being escorted away from the restaurant’s main dining hall by an individual in a mascot costume, obscuring the face and any other key identifying features of the perpetrator. As the creative director and founder of the company, Afton was the primary suspect for years until his reported disappearance in 1993.

An immigrant from Gloucester and CEO of his own robotics company, Afton was described by customers as “a troubled man,” noting a significant decline in his mental health following the deaths of his two youngest children. Utah detectives and true crime fanatics alike have been working for decades to find evidence linking him to the crime, but the case was considered cold until yesterday, where a twitter user posted an image of the same mascot costume that had been caught in action all those years ago, retaining significant damage and wandering around a gay bar. CCTV footage showed him leaving with two inebriated young adults yet to be identified, and leaving trace amounts of blood on the floor.

Police have been hesitant to make an arrest since his current whereabouts are unknown, but several frustrated locals have pointed to Fazbear Frights, a horror attraction themed around the disappearances slated to open next Monday. Hurricane PD have announced that they will be reopening the decades old investigation, and will make a public statement regarding the situation tomorrow. Afton's eldest and only surviving son Michael was approached by journalists but refused to comment.

I think they found your English Willy babe

[helloscully]

[helloscully]

op hows the job going? any updates on english willy

He's doing okay! My manager bought in her ipad from home and streams columbo episodes for him. He fucking loves it

[helloscully]

Not defending the cops AT ALL but they probably weren't lying about getting constant reports about fucked up looking animatronics wandering around southwest Utah. It's just a thing here and no one knows why. My cousin in Cedar city has a trail cam set up in the canyon and it took this a couple weeks ago

oh cool! I want to bathe my eyes in acid

[helloscully]

I beg you to compile a list of everything English Willy has made the positive noises at

You can thank my manager for being the one to do social experiments like this on him for the last week or so.

Things English Willy has made the positive death rattle moan at:

A styrofoam cup

My columbo gifsets

Travis

The song “ready or not” by Bridgit Mendler

A purple T-shirt I wore on Monday

The coffee machine on 3 separate occasions

Travis again. He really likes Travis

THIS stock photo for some fucking reason??? (we’ve printed it out and taped it on the wall for him to look at)

The desk fan in the security office

(And I know no one asked, but in case you’re curious,)

Things English Willy has had a viscerally negative reaction to:

The hose

The tiktok text to speech lady voice

The Bluey theme song

Ice cream. He fucking HATES ice cream. More than the hose or anything else we’ve shown him. Like he let out this horrible guttural scream when we bought a tub into the break room and knocked it out of our manager’s hand and fell on the floor and started rolling around. It’s the closest he’s come to attacking one of us. It felt personal

Taylor Swift’s extended discography (same)

The nightguard

The nightguard’s car

Getting hit by the nightguard’s car after he tried to chase him out into the parking lot and got flattened like Wile E. fucking Coyote

[helloscully]

Idk why. He refuses to elaborate. Whenever I open he’s clocking out and they’re having the most Tom and Jerry ass beef in the parking lot. It’s on sight.

[helloscully]

English Willy do you like anybody at the workplace?

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[helloscully]

okay AMA cancelled I overestimated his dexterity. He cracked my screen poking at it

In answer to your question tho his favourite employee is currently Travis, who HATES him and avoids him as much as possible. It’s like when a cat is super affectionate to someone who’s allergic to them bc they just see them as being respectful of their boundaries. It’s hilarious

[helloscully]

it doesn't matter where he is in the building. English Willy will find him and start doing this with his mouth. Just guys being dudes

[helloscully]

First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah

[helloscully]

My manager is making tiktoks with him

[dustycrusty09]

NO STEALING/REPOSTING

NO A.I TRAINING

[dustycrusty09]

Kenny 😋

NO REPOSTING, instead reblog :)

NO A.I TRAINING

NO STEALING, CREDIT ME. (or else ill find you)