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STATUS: OPEN

SLOTS AVAILABLE: 3/3

I’m proud to announce I take commissions! I’ll be taking 3 slots at a time, but will try to keep a waitlist if needed!

See specifics and more info at my carrd!

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I also have a kofi if my comms are closed or whatnot!

#I’ll try to keep this up to date with slot info and commission status #<!!> Hello anyone new to my acc!#MY FREQUENT TAGS:#cotg-art < my art tag #cotgar rambles < Any post that isn’t a dedicated art post (likely asks)#cotgar’s being random < things unrelated to what I normally post about #not my art < anything that isn’t a piece I made #not even art < a text post #feel free to filter as you please! <3 #<!!>#cotg-art #commissions

Lovely commission for the absolute madlad @queercopter !! Twas a pleasure *tips hat*

#never seen transformers but I know a character me-coded when I see one #ty queercopter for the comm!! you madlad #cotg-art #commission #transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb #transformers blades #tfrb blades #maccadam #maccadams #been a while since I’ve done a lens flare effect! so fun to do those man

Can we give Enzo some hot chocolate and a warm fluffy blanket?

He needs it 🥺

Yall caught onto the cozy fella thing FAST

Mudskippers come from wet and warm areas! A lot are in the tropics! ;) (if he’s warm and cozy, he’s living his best life!)

#I’m actively trying to decide if he likes hot springs in the winter…#while I’m sure that the warm water feels GREAT.. there’s also so much chlorine…#a natural spring might be better but also you *do* have to get out at some point…#anyways yeah so enzo’s in a hoodie for 80% of the year. or a sweater <3 #cotg-art #cotgar rambles #oc: enzo #ask #bugginwithsif #probs my last enzo post for now to prevent spam loll #ty yall for the love though. urghhhhhh this goober!!!!!!#he deserves all the blankets and warmth

can we give enzo a marketable plushy of himself

i like to think it would have one of those squeakers in it when you squeeze it and it sounds like that angry wet frog that sounds like a squeaky toy

Dude he’d laugh and show it off to everyone cause that’s really fucking funny having a plush of yourself like that

Btw it’s weighted and 80% of it is printed fabric

#shoutout to desert rain frogs. ik exactly what you’re talking about man #old followers already know I love desert rain frogs #blob greed… ough I forgot abt blob greed but he’s always welcome #dude I can’t imagine an enzo plush without it being the most knock-off looking thing Ever #he’s probably the most detailed oc I have and aint no way a manufacturing company is printing him delicately with everything in mind #they’re shoving a soundbox in him with the desert rain frog sounds + that one audio of that cat that always gets put in tiktok slop videos #it’s like… a wet meow. idk. tiktok users who follow me what do the memers call that cat over there. I hope I don’t sound insane please #also the happy happy happy audio. maybe. or maybe just yippee #real stupid stuff LMAO #cotg-art #cotgar rambles #oc: enzo #captainsarloslog #he honestly would work just fine as a tsum tsum style plush #and that says something cause I hate tsum tsum plushes #but I drew him based on a small weighted whale plush I just got recently #ugh… stupid fish

giving enzo the world

he owns everything on the planet now

Anon where did you get that from, how did you get that

It’s like when you give a cat two choices to bite at, they just freeze and buffer

#I think he would just be confused and then continue about his day lmaO #he would be like ‘oh uh… ok??? sh-should I thank you?? like… Idk what to do with this. what’#enzo the anti main character lolll. avoids being the main character #if god decides he’s a main character he’ll drag his feet- i mean his plappers and kick the sand and go ‘aw man..’#also enzo would have to fight a certain other guy (not oc) on my page for the world #so enzo loses. there isn’t a fight they just agree that enzo doesnt have it anymore LMAOO iykyk #cotg-art #cotgar rambles #oc: enzo #ask #the other two directions my necrotic brain thought for an answer:#1) enzo buried under a pile of everything imaginable (too big to draw 😔)#2) my brain went ‘oh no!! that means he owns the good things AND the bad things! what’s a bad thing? poop.#we are not drawing that #i say to my brain

i feel like chibi enzo needs to be tucked in like a burrito and given their favorite snacks

Spoil him rotten. This is an order.

#cheat code: send me cute asks abt enzo and I will likely draw something #lmao uh btw I don’t think he likes sour candy so these are just plain gummy worms #which hot take but I believe are superior to sour gummy worms #also yes he eats fish as a fish. he doesn’t discriminate. i see food i eat food <- says probably him #he has expensive taste though so lobster roll is a treat lmaoo #cotg-art #cotgar rambles #oc: enzo #ask #btw he really enjoys warmth and cozy things so a blanket burrito is so adorable #was just thinking this morning abt how he would HATE winter loll

i wanna show enzo things hes never seen before. like the space behind my fridge

Ty anon, I really haven’t been able to get him proper enrichment myself, so thank you so much for offering

#as someone who’s shorter than enzo. I cannot possibly provide what I don’t have myself #enzo is horrifically short for a dude but I’m shorter so I can’t show him these things #ty anon for offering he will appreciate it #cotg-art #cotgar rambles #oc: enzo #ask #btw ik you said the back of the fridge so just imagine that too lmaooo #if it’s a cat household I feel like he’d love all the cat toys that got stuck down there lmaoo #my cats fuck with anything toy shaped so enzo would just pluck off the ground random-ass tin foil ball and be like #ah yeah scrap! do the cats like it? that’s awesome! hehe *pockets for cat playing later*#aka back of the fridge could be an absolute treasure trove for him

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Happy as a... why do we say clams are happy, actually????

#not the original idea for the song + art but I wanted to post it still #anyways my son's first rendered piece #happy as a goddamn clam #fuck the balance on the song the drums are too loud lmaoo #Im not a musician man #I just made a silly little song for my man cause I have a fixation that's got a fandom of me and only me #cotg-art #oc art #oc: enzo #original music #music #idk what to tag the music so I'll just do that #dude I made that shit in garageband cause FL studio scares me so bad #also obligatory apology for the enzo spam #lowkey hate having a fixation for smth that literally only a small number of ppl know about but enzo's nibbling at my brainnnnnnn #he's happy as a mudskipper.................... ough the jolly fella

UGHHHH MY FISH THAT COLLECTS TRASH I LOVE YOU

#I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NON CHIBI NOW #aghhhHHHH #HE’S SO CUTE I WANNA HUG HIM LIKE A PLUSHIE #I need an enzo plushie guys #also as I said in the alt of the image.. i dont think the fashion’s right for him in the colored one loll #but I wanted to mess around so :p here it is! lol #cotg-art #oc art #oc: enzo #fish oc #wow there are so little tags for this I feel wrong just leaving it there #I could do the thing spam bots do where I tag popular tags >:)#that is so evil don’t ever do that or I will… uh… block you probably #lmaoo idk where I thought I’d go with that

YALL EVER FIND THE SONG AND GET BLASTED WITH THE URGE TO DRAW LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET

#IT’S MY ENZO ERA IM GONNA GO FERAL #mosi mosi by sasane has made me implode upon first listen #i now need a playlist of cute enzo songs and 500 images of him STAT #I say as I was already drawing him lmAO #cotgar rambles #cotgar’s being random #delete later #not my art #not even art

I’ve got a fucking freeloader on my tomodachi life island

#dude greed is EVERYWHERE. idk where he lives right now but he changes every fucking day #everyone wants to live with him / he wants to live with everyone #I’m not putting this in any tags lmaoo. this is a blog exclusive #only the tomodachi tag gets this #cotg-art #fanart #oc art #shitpost #tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi life living the dream #tomodachi ltd #this FUCKASS GAME #UGH MY LIFE #IT HAS MY LIFE #fuck my tomodachi life #edit: included colored ar-t :)

hi hi! I know you allow people to use fan art as icons, but since Enzo is an oc and not fan art, would he be off limits? I love him n his design but I dont wanna make you uncomfy!! <3

Hey!! Thanks for asking!

I think yeah, he’s gonna be a little more strict, aka PLEASE credit me pretty obviously. Like- if you can, put “pfp and character by Cotgar” or whatever. If it’s not in a place that’s obvious, Ig I say maybeee hold off…

I love it when ppl use my work as pfps so I’m so glad you asked that, ty anon! <3

Just wanna make it especially clear with the MAD influx of fish-guy-ocs suddenly appearing “out of nowhere” 💀

#i joked to my friend as soon as The Stuff happened that ‘the amount of fish ocs is about to double’#and from the looks of it I’m not wrong. and honestly Good.#(i really love the designs people are making. we need more fish ocs like this lowkey)#but I wanna make sure credit is there in case people like the changes I made to general design #like. it’s no secret who he’s based on. but slowly he’s distancing. and his personality is NOTHING like the og #so I wanna get proper credit yk! ^^#this would probably be even more strict with FULLY original ocs i have but that’s a different topic lol #cotgar rambles #ask #oc: enzo

OML YOUR ART IS SO YUMMYYYYYYYYYY

Maybe I should try printing it on edible paper so yall can ingest actually edible things

Can’t tell if it tastes good or of that’s just the paper tho

#TY!!!!#yall have been too kind as of recent 🥺#cotgar rambles #ask #someone-account #my art is 1 calorie

enzo has such a funny looking face i want to shake him around violently and kiss his forehead

Guyyyyyssssss!!! I have work to do, stop giving me excuses to jangle him around like a keychainnnnn!!!!!~

#i love drawing him chibi i will never not like drawing him chibi please enjoy purely chibi enzo #I’ve never felt an urge to draw those ‘squishing character’s face!!’ drawings but him…#oooh maybe #pudgy little goby #cotgar rambles #ask #oc: enzo #yeah I have a sneaking suspicion this week is gonna have some enzo spam #i love him. i love love love him. i shall climb a mountain and squeal cause he’s just a fella

I LOVE THIS FISH THANK YOU FOR POSTING YOUR FISH!!!!! I LOVE HIM HES SO CUTIE AAAAA I NEED TO EAT HIM

FISH!!! HE PROBABLY TASTES LIKE ASS AND PLASTIC!!! ASS-AND-PLASTIC SUSHI ROLL!!! 🐟 🐟 🐟

#batter him like fish n chips #just looked up if goby is edible and it’s eaten in some cultures! so go nuts #but before you fry him make sure you take off all the little bits and bobs on him #unless you want the added microplastic nutrients #cotgar rambles #ask #oc: enzo #I kinda wanna incorporate his freckles more #ig i lied saying he’s finalized lmaO #but his general idea’s down :)

I LOVE HIM BEING BIOLUMINESCENT I LOVE HE LIGHTS UP LIKE A SOFT LAVA LAMP sorry for the enzo spam but MY BOY, MY GLOWSTICK OF A BOY

um anyways me progressing him towards squishiness every drawing I do. Mission squish fish is a go

I think I draw him best in chibi, I have to still figure him out in bigger renders :p

#he has a form of dermatographia! if you don’t know what that is it’s basically uber sensitive skin #specifically to pressure or scratches. instead of flaring up he just becomes luminescent lmaooo #a scratch or cut would be surrounded by blue and it’d be so obvious something hit him loll #his tail is used to being dragged on rough surfaces so it’s less sensitive. but with a good cut it still shows up #anyways your fun enzo fact of the day :)#cotg-art #oc art #oc: enzo #my excuse for posting him so much is it’s mermay. which I lowkey hate mermay (im not a mermaid person in the slightest)#but…. I don’t want to admit that certain favorite characters and now enzo are… of the classification. fuck that.#they are fish amalgams I swear!! I SWEAR!!!#YOU WILL NEVER GET ME DRAWING A MERMAID NO YOU WON’T *gets dragged to the padded cell*#(full seriousness I don’t give a shit lmaooo. I just never lean towards characters set as mermaids)#(but god do I love fish.)

I love Enzo, omg

hehe…. 小さな魚 (small fish)

#sakana is such a cute word im sorry that was my first thought #i promise I’m not trying to be ‘weeb proves their anime-ness by speaking japanese’ but sakana is a very cute word and small sakana…#enzo = small sakana…#ANYWAYS ty!!!!#he’s so googly eyed please expect more chibi doodles of him at least #he’s so goofy I love him and I’m glad to see yall like him too <3 #cotgar rambles #ask #forgetful-nightmares-stuff #oc: enzo #sakana won over the other word for fish ik (pescado) so sorry pescado…#man I should get back into language studies… it’s lowkey kinda fun #anyways oops sorry that’s a little tangent from me lmao #edit: DAMMIT TWO HEHES IN A ROW. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT #*throws myself into the pit of cringe*

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