Quintessence of Dust

I am but mad north-northwest

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Found this framed vintage ad in a cottage. Baffled me for days. As near as I can tell, the intended message is: make Jello for your suitor and you won’t die a spinster.

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Ooh, I know! To make it look like they’re doing something!

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[zoenecrosis]

How long until he gets a second pardon?

God bless America.

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“Ships Week?” Oh @staff you sweet, summer child. Every DAY is about shipping on this platform. Advise someone at Yahoo who spent millions on acquiring this feed that they should try logging on to it for once.

[xanaxfarts]

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

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Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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[ruinedchildhood]

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Saving this for later reference.

[zoenecrosis]

A seasonal reminder that there exists a cartoon in which Mickey Mouse must bury his disabled child.

Merry Christmas!

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Well… if you say so.

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[owa-tagoo-siam]

[redarmyscreaming]

Well, that de-escalated quickly. I mean every other chefs I worked with were on cocaine (at least).

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Pump the brakes. Have you ever seen one of those cooking videos he shoots in his own kitchen? There’s no way he didn’t do a big line of booger sugar minutes before the cameras started rolling.

[disneytva]

In honor of Halloween, Phineas And Ferb's TikTok and IG has uploaded a new crossover KYA with "The Haunted Mansion".

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