Part time nightmare merchant, full time sweetheart

duver || not a minor || any pronouns || I have a strong love-hate relationship with birds and WoW

[filmnoirsbian]

[teaboot]

Tonight before bed Ollie climbed into the tub and made it very clear that he wanted the shower turned ON. Then when I did it he stood up on the edge to bite the water and drink it like this

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[inatherps]

Brown Anole (Anolis sagrei)

Observed by dnoell, CC BY-NC

[slopforhogs]

Collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) “Javelina aka Collared Peccary” by Larry Lamsa, CC BY 2.0 (x)

[niyaniyanixa]

she was so funny for this idgaf

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[catcrumb]

[revilonilmah]

Which Poke worker do you relate to the most? Psyduck for me!

[the-big-mood]

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[time-traveling-fetus]

I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

[awkwordalex]

Your commitment to craftsmanship is appreciated. Years ago I spent way too long on this stupid meme to get the pull lines in the dark green and the fading of the lime color just right.

[menkoy]

Me having sex after 10 years of playing WoW: i need you to wear these giant shoulderpads Her: why? Me: please

[kottkrig]

Cold reunion

Bishop Natalie Seline was the first human wielder of Xal'atath the dagger, she was killed at one point as a consequence of the artifact's influence but was brought back during Legion as a part of the Cult of Forgotten Shadows I just Forsaken-ified her design a lot because I think she should be one : )

[targetedknowledge]