Part time nightmare merchant, full time sweetheart

duver || not a minor || any pronouns || I have a strong love-hate relationship with birds and WoW

[filmnoirsbian]

[pitshark]

Gaz Hellspark 🖤 drawn by @doxolove

[naoomo-art]

Some requests

[birdwarde]

I present to you, the second bird in our Bird Bags lineup, The Pigeon!

Preorders will be available this Saturday for National Pigeon Day!

[catasters]

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[cronenburger]

[bbcwhereareyou]

(x)

[just-another-regular-dude]

[narciesuss]

[disgustinggf]

coffee isn't enough i need to get electrocuted

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[herpsandbirds]

Bahia Leaf Frog (Phyllomedusa bahiana), BIG STEPPY!!!, family Hylidae, endemic to Bahia, Brazil

photograph by Alex Popovkin

[escuerzoresucitado]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[eternalcyclicality]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.