dumb shit in Peace Walker
If you jump off a roof and into a specific bale of hay, it plays an unnecessarily dramatic slow motion animation.
There’s a gun that has a 1/3 chance to shoot an actual tornado. You can catch people in the tornado and watch them as they spin. This is never thought of as impossible or supernatural by anybody in-game.
Your R&D deam can develop doritos, mountain dew, and AXE bodyspray. You can also wear shirts with their logos on it.
“A CARDBOARD TANK? KAZ, THATS BRILLIANT!!”
“Meow? MEOW? Meow meow meow!”
Big Boss sleep talks about dinosaurs and believes wholeheartedly in santa claus. He’s 39.
Kaz has an obsession with the sound of train engines. It borders on something sexual. It’s mentioned once offhand and never brought up again in canon.
“Just out of curiosity, do ghosts have legs or what?”
“Alright! No more uniforms!! From now on, we’re all going NAKED!!”
Big Boss can lift a tank with his bare hands. You just have to mash a button hard enough. This absurd feat of strength is never brought up again in canon.
The final boss theme is a J-pop song.
You can wear nothing but swim trunks throughout the entire game if you want to.
You can wear a shirt that says BIG BOSS with an arrow pointing downward.
The CIA director’s name is Hot Coldsman.
“Cecile Cosima Caminades? You know, if you say part of that in Japanese, it sounds like “Kojima kamina desu”…I can’t believe it!! Do you know what that means?? KOJIMA IS GOD!!”
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