GO TO @DVASPEAKS

this is old go away and stop following me guys

[dvaspoke]

// hey - so i'm officially leaving this blog and the role of d.va. however, i'm not entirely leaving speaks & you can find me over at @hammondsqueaks !

[akandespeaks-archive-blog]

“Song Hana and Shi Seung-hwa, I understand you are pilots within the South Korean Army. And despite your young ages successfully defend this country. Extend your reach and make the entire world a better place…join Talon. I believe your talents would suit us.”

@overlordspeaks @dvaspeaks

[dvaspoke]

through what? murder? are you kidding me? i fight to stop deaths, not help them along.

i'm not going to stand for you. there's people who look up to me. kids. i'd like to think that i could at least die defending my country, rather than helping you!

[rppanda]

My muse will be accepting 10 personal questions. All answered with 100% honesty.

[dvaspoke]

hey who do u main in super smash bros ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

// i will literally strangle you elroy

[dvaspoke]

Ashe just ran away and made a gang, you're serving your country

yes, so i’m better, thanks anon

[knight-of-squid]

Do we have a problem here, anon? You are unaware the reason why i created this so called ‘gang’. I’m not sure if you know what ‘D.Va’ does when she is not protecting her country. For one i protect many things that isn’t just my home.

[dvaspoke]

it’s okay you don’t have to be a sore loser

[knight-of-squid]

The only thing that’s sore here is gonna be your eye socket!

[dvaspoke]

do you need me to recommend some anger management classes

[dvaspoke]

Ashe just ran away and made a gang, you're serving your country

yes, so i’m better, thanks anon

[knight-of-squid]

Do we have a problem here, anon? You are unaware the reason why i created this so called ‘gang’. I’m not sure if you know what ‘D.Va’ does when she is not protecting her country. For one i protect many things that isn’t just my home.

[dvaspoke]

it's okay you don't have to be a sore loser

[dvaspoke]

Hana, would you mind if I ask an, uh, somewhat odd question? I feel you may know the answer -Genji

...what

[dvaspoke]

Aren't you a little young to be savin the world?

aren’t you too old for your cowboy phase?

[knight-of-squid]

Hey! It’s nota phase, it’s a lifetime commitment!

[dvaspoke]

and you’re too old for the “it’s not a phase mom” response

[knight-of-squid]

You are too small to make assumptions,puffball.

[dvaspoke]

sorry i couldn't hear you over that yeehaw????

[dvaspoke]

Ashe just ran away and made a gang, you're serving your country

yes, so i'm better, thanks anon

[dvaspoke]

Aren't you a little young to be savin the world?

aren’t you too old for your cowboy phase?

[knight-of-squid]

Hey! It’s nota phase, it’s a lifetime commitment!

[dvaspoke]

and you're too old for the "it's not a phase mom" response

[soulart-png]

[ana-speaks]

@dvaspeaks

[dvaspoke]

Aren't you a little young to be savin the world?

aren't you too old for your cowboy phase?

[reaperspoke]

///OOC

All posts in my queue have been moved to drafts, and there will be no posts made or asks answered tomorrow in support of the protest against the adult content ban! I’ll see you guys tuesday

[dvaspoke]

All of the MEKA kids are dying and you have to pick one to save. Who will it be?

not cas

um. seriously.

uh. dae-hyun if i can count mechanics? i guess. or -

i'm not answering this.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[dvaspoke]

💍?

i'm flattered, but you're gonna have to come off anon if you want me to marry you

[incorrect-meka-quotes]

Casino, watching the news: Some idiot just fought a squid at the aquarium

King, covered in squid ink:Maybe the squid was a prick