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And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend.

#:::=> DWIGHT SCHRUTE.#:::=> PAM HALPERT.

❝ ’Ah my apologies I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.‘ ❞

#indie rp #the office rp #house of card rp #spn rp #b99 rp #:::=> STARTER.#:::=> CONVERSATIONS.

cailicah‌.

“ FOR THE LAST TIME, they were almond cupcakes. “ exasperation washes over him and he finally understands why he’d been advised it would be pointless arguing with the other man. “ not all almond flavored things are laced with cyanide. “

❝ ’ IS THAT SO ? ‘ ❞ a lingering, glottal rumble would serve to unequivocally forge the keystone of exasperation: an asymmetrical, & dismaying quirk of a smile masquerades amidst a oblique jowl line under the idiosyncratic pretence of appealing to normalcy. ❝ ’ how do you explain Creed’s bizarre behaviour , or the abdominal pain Kevin’s had every since he ate those cupcakes. ‘ ❞

#cailicah #::=> LETTERING.#[ yes those things are totally related #:) ]

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+ bonus:

#:::=> DWIGHT SCHRUTE.#::=> JIM HALPERT.#[ can't deal with this]

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cailicah‌

“ that sounds just a little dramatic, don’t you think? “ that doesn’t even begin to describe how he’s perceiving the idea. “ i mean, the guy was a jerk, yeah, but an assassin? “

❝ ’ A little dramatic !? ‘ ❞ his expression changes drastically as disbelief paints its way across his face ❝ ’ that twelve year old entered a private property and tried tricking everyone into eating poisonous cupcakes. ‘ ❞

#cailicah #[hmmmmmmm #poisonous sure.#HMmMmMmmmm #i'm done ]#:::=> CONVERSATIONS.

❝ ’ I’ve hesitated to point this out, but I must now remind you that we are in our current predicament because of your initial and totally inadequate deceit. I’m just trying to clean up after your mess.‘ ❞

@grungerot | sc !

#grungerot #:::=> STARTER.#[ what did u do jim????#poOR dwIGHT #gotta take all the responsibility on his shoulders #cLeAn ThE mEsS uP #mess ]