incorrect michael scott quotes

from our favorite dunder mifflin boss (and employees)

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andy: here you go angela, one nice hot cup of coffee

angela: this isn’t hot

andy: one nice cup of coffee

angela: this is gross

andy: one cup of coffee

angela: i think this is tea

andy: one cup

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jim: after all we’ve been through? i can’t believe you’d do this to me!

pam: i’m sorry jim.

jim: what about cece and philip? what will they learn from this?

pam: it has to be done

jim:

pam: [places down a +4 wild card] uno

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dwight: hey can i get some of your queso?

jim: it’s nacho cheese, dwight

dwight, reaching for the cheese: haha, very funny, jim

jim, slapping his hand away: i told you it’s not your fucking cheese

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“gay rights? of course! i’m a gay and i’m always right”

oscar, at one point

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jim: come on pam, i wasn’t that drunk

pam: you were literally flirting with me

jim: so what? you’re my wife

pam: you asked me if i was single, then cried when i said i wasn’t

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jim: you look great today andy, pro homo

andy: pro homo?

jim: yeah it’s 2019 we support the gays

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Hi! Do you know where I can watch the office that is not on Netflix (the catalogue from my country doesn't have it) ?

i’ve heard iwatchtheoffice.com / watchtheofficeonline.tv is good and even includes deleted scenes

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jim: do you think i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

dwight: you’re a hazard to society

pam: and a coward. do 20

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dwight: jim, why is there a potted plant on my desk?

jim: oh, i put it there so it can replace all the oxygen you waste

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michael: on this day two years ago, i married my best friend

michael: both kelly and ryan were upset when they found out but ryan and i were drunk and i thought it was funny

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Do you think the Senator being gay and having an affair with Oscar is kinda like Karma for cheating on Andy with Dwight?

oh yes 100% i always hated how angela is so far up her own ass that she’s upset at the senator for having an affair bc he’s a gay man stuck in a straight relationship even though she’s been cheating on men for years with dwight

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HI YOURE AN AMAZING PERSON UWU MERRY CHRYSLER

IM LATE BUT AW OMG THANK YOU MERRY CRISIS UWU

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who out of everyone needs therapy the most

definitely either dwight, meredith, or creed. i think meredith and creed actually need rehab tbh

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Michael and Holly, or Dwight and Angela?

i prefer michael and holly bc it’s such a pure and wholesome relationship and they fit together so well. although dwight and angela also fit together very well, i didn’t like the whole cheating on the senator storyline.

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“i’m dreaming of a racially diverse christmas”

— michael scott, probably. on diversity day: christmas edition

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What do you think about the worst salesman in the office?

idk if you mean andy or deangelo (bc andy was consistently the worst salesman but when deangelo came he lost a lot of clients bc he sucks) anyway i love andy and even tho he’s a bit annoying sometimes he’s always got good intentions but deangelo can choke i hate him

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Do you think office characters live pathetic lives?

i think some of them definitely do but dwight’s life, despite how fucking weird it is, seems very full