Kasetiel

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

Shoutout to girls

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Shout out to boys

[blazer-bitch]

@dwc-killstuff make your own post

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

@ballerina-witch my apologies for adding on. Just thought I could

[hawkinstown]

👏Just 👏because👏 you 👏hate 👏the 👏character 👏does 👏not 👏mean👏 you 👏should 👏hate 👏the 👏actor👏

[writing-prompt-s]

Plants sprout above corpses. The bigger the body the bigger the foliage. Adult humans can become large oaks and a butterfly could become a rose. Forests are cemeteries for the dead to sleep, and every tree has the names of the past carved into the base for the future to remember. While out on a school trip to the remote mountains you sneak out only to find a forest down a prohibited path… a forest of small oaks with no names…

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Roanoke

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re currently on a road trip driving to a place all the way across the country. You’ve been hearing some weird noises in your trunk ever since you stopped at an inn a day ago, but you’ve chalked it up to the car being it’s old crusty self. All of a sudden, one of your car’s tires pops, and you stop on the side of the road to change it. Upon opening the trunk, you discover three little dogs snoring. When you go to pick one of them up, however, you realize it’s actually one dog with three heads. You inspect the collar around the middle head, and it says,

Cerberus One heck of a big boi  If found, please return to Underworld (666)-666-6666

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

"Eh." Takes collar off Cerberus and takes him home to teach him fetch. We end up near a cemetery, I throw the baseball and he ran to retrieve it. Seconds later, the three-headed bundle of happiness bounds over. Tail wagging and flooppy ears flopping in the wind, he brings back a bone instead. I smile and pat his head.

"Good boy." His tail waggles more. This is gonna be one hell of an awesome friendship.

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Eve: The original badass, The fearless one, The "looks at serpent and says 'watch me" fruit eater, The "I'm done with your shit, Adam", The origin of rebelliousness, The naked mama of us all, The beginning to the end.

[seireens-deactivated20190204]

stop being straight its getting annoying

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

I'm sorry

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

Shoutout to girls

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Shout out to boys

[inkskinned]

you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for. dress up like a witch, pointed hat and all. who cares anymore. why worry about it when there’s bigger stuff to worry on. i’m saying. yeah, this lipstick is too dark, wanna share? i’m saying go talk to her, tell her that you like her hair. i’m saying she’s out of my league but i’m still swinging, i’m saying yeah i’m in a ballgown and it’s a pta meeting. what about it. eat the extra brownie, tell her your feelings. i’m saying if nothing matters than we might as well give nothing meaning.

[hellalowselfesteem]

This is so inspiring

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

follow for more optimist nilihism

[spacemuffinz]

The new roarin 20s is upon us.

[bluealexa]

Isn’t this what the original nihilism was about? If life has no meaning outside what we give it, then we can choose what meaning we give it.

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

Campaign to have the second roaring twenties seeing as we are 2 years out!

[hepalien]

and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS

[kalella]

[boomboxgod]

This is beautiful

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Drank one of these motherfuckers and I felt like I was choking on heaven!

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

An angel, a demon, and a moose walk into a bar

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

Jazzy

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

[pertenebris-adastra]

Grab the silver.

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

So, if I don't take a shower today, and take two small showers tomorrow, am I just saving today's water for tomorrow?

[safelyendangered]

A short guide to the Universe :)

[dwc-killstuff-blog]

"Looks like you slept well!"

Me *didn't sleep at all*: Yes, I, in fact, did. *Casually rewinds to the 4 pack of monster I chugged on the way*

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[breedafool]

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.