THE ULTIMATE DWEEB

You can call me Dweebo or Feen or Jay. I'm pretty open to pet names, too. Especially if we become very close. I post art, reblog shit and have no life. Just a simple delivery driver from Cleveland, OH. Welcome to Hell! { 24 / Cat pronouns or simply any pronoun will do / Genderfluid / Panromantic Asexual / Single? }

[animefoodie]

[tokkeki]

Coffee Jelly Frappuccino (vegan) ☆ by Peaceful Cuisine

[gooeychewy]

Flower jelly cakes! ( ´ ▽ ` )

🌸 X  X  X  X 🌸

[robopantsu]

[perunapappa]

Dug up my watercolors after a while!

Jigen ma boiiiiii!

[thievinggentleman]

// okay. story time.

once upon a time, i was sitting around, browsing ebay for more Lupin the Third merch to add to my ever-growing collection. as i looked amongst the many listings, i came across a one-of-a-kind auction for some strange, weird-looking toy…

i wasn’t sure what it was. the title was “#C349 PRIZE Anime Character figure gun Lupin The 3rd” and that didn’t make a whole lot of sense, so i checked the description to see what it was, but there was nothing about the item, only information about shipping.

the pictures from the listing showed this strange toy, as such:

i thought to myself, what harm can this do? it’s only $4.99, i can afford that.

so i placed a bid, and won the auction. this was about a month ago.

today the item arrived. i picked it up from the post office, because the postal worker couldn’t bother to ring the damn doorbell to see if anyone was home, which–yes–we were home to receive the item. once home, i opened the box and pulled it out.

and i examined it.

looked at it from all angles.

“what the fuck is this thing supposed to do?”

…

then i pulled the trigger.

this toy.

with this friggin’ face…

when you pull the goddamn trigger…

LUPIN THE FUCKIN’ THIRD JUMPS OUT OF HIS GODDAMN CLOTHES.

BEST FUCKING 5 DOLLARS SPENT EVER. PERIOD.

[perunapappa]

…I’M super inTO THEM, I can see myself losing myself in this franchise for years to come. 

Lupin III has really encouraged me to experiment with line art and movement with a different way, I have had a lot of fun drawing and I’m enjoying it!

[juanfernandova-deactivated20190]

Peridot learns how to dance :D

[dweebiplier]

I love how this is like... inspired by Dexter’s Lab. XD That makes me so happy! The episode where Dee Dee learned a new dance move and wanted to show her brother was my favorite episode ever. XD It was called, “Sister’s Got a Brand New Bag.”

[archatlas]

Skywalks and Viewpoints

If the aim of architecture is to incorporate buildings into their surrounding area, then man-made constructions like skywalks and viewpoints take this concept to the next level by enabling visitors to experience natural surroundings in a more intimate way.

From the top:

Trolligsten National Tourist Route, Norway

Grand Canyon Skywalk, USA

Glacier Skywalk, Canada

Skywalk, Czech Republic

River Mur Observation Tower, Austria

Quilotoa Shalalá Overlook, Ecuador

Top of Tyrol, Austria

The Warp, China

Skypoint Observation Deck, Australia

Langkawi Sky Bridge, Malaysia

Images and text via

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[rifa]

HELLO

[rainyplier]

Here’s some sucky lockscreens for ya~ Now I’m gonna watch that green nerd host a show.

[babyanimalgifs]

[fjasduofhasdjmfs-deactivated201]

petition

rename “fire ants” to “spicy boys” 

[mahboi]

fire ants that sting are the girls though

[yuckyrat-deactivated20200413]

the spice girls

[danghotyaois-blog]

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[pianoaround]

8 Hands, 1 Piano! Watch more!

[alpacamyhedgehog]

Dad keeps sharing random facts about bees

To treat common mites, beekeepers coat their bees in powdered sugar. This kills the mites but doesn’t hurt the bees, and they will clean it off anyway. It does, however, make them look like tiny bee ghosts until they groom themselves.

Skunks are natural predators of bees. They will grab a mouthful of bees and suck the juices out before spitting out the bees’ carcasses. To keep the skunks from doing this, beekeepers will build their hives high enough that the skunks have to reach their front paws up to get to the hives. This way, their bellies are exposed and the bees are able to fight back and sting them. Either way, bees die. 

Bees are curious, and they may follow you around for a while just to see what you’re doing. Most bees will trail you for a yard or two, but one breed will stalk you for up to half a mile.

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