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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

assassinationtipsforladies

We need to bring back private rail cars as the cool, sexy, exclusive way to travel, so instead of dumping the carbon budget of a small nation in the global south on private jets, celebrities have to attach their luxury pull an cars to the back of an Amtrak. Then the celebrities will lobby for Amtrak lines to be better

Seriously when did this

Become sexier than this

Like isn't it nice to watch the scenery, to be able to open a window and have fresh air, to be able to stand up all the way, not have your ears pop?

#train fiend

marghen-deactivated20240228

How many times did Bram use "voluptuous" in this book, anyway?

another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire

Twelve! Twelve times! Ah, ah, ah!

#dracula daily

fairycosmos

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

#retirement plz

hometoursandotherstuff

ahsoka-in-a-hood

Alternative readings are good, I say, while grinding my teeth because I don’t like this particular one

gffa

It makes for a healthy fandom ecosystem to have a variety of takes, I say, while halfway to seethingly daydreaming how I would carpet bomb this take out of existence if I could.

mylittleredgirl

holiday scope creep is now fully airborne and infecting unrelated holidays. a lady i talked to on the phone today said “i almost forgot to wish you a happy thanksgiving!” and gave me complete calendar whiplash. it’s november 2nd?? that’s a food holiday that i couldn’t shop for early if i wanted to?

anyway please let me be the first to wish a happy four months until the presidents’ day weekend toyotathon to all who celebrate

racethewind10

#thanksgiving canNOT start until all destiel putin election decorations have been put away!!! @mylittleredgirl this cannot stay in the tags

doctorfreak

last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker

hedgehog-moss

This morning I asked the postwoman (who is my local Google) if she knew of a valiant farrier who might be willing to trim the hooves of my wildly recalcitrant donkey (I already saw one farrier, who wouldn’t even try), and she said “I’ll give you the name of a good farrier. She’s a very, very strong woman. Very muscular. She can pick up your donkey and make him sit in a corner if he doesn’t behave” isn’t life marvellous sometimes

atlas-sharted

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Oh thank God a reputable profession

blondeleaves

everything reminds me of him

#dracula daily

apricops

the tendency for racists and white supremacists to go gaga over their idea of ancient Rome is so darkly hilarious because of how entirely wrong it is. It’s not a twisting of some kernels of truth, it’s not a misinterpretation, it’s just the exact opposite, and people in Western Europe has been doing it for so long. For centuries people in Britain and Germany would be like/have been like “ah yes, we are special and superior because we are the heirs of the superior Romans” while next to a giant pile of writings by respected Ancient Romans who went “god, Britain is a dump and Germany is full of idiot barbarians. I wish I lived somewhere cool and cultured like Syria or Tunisia.”