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♥ juno! ♥ he ♥ gay ♥ 20 ♥ i like dnd and dogs (icon @ bottleshark!)

[minmos]

Hi minmo :3 check this out

We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...

What the.... He's sniling

[abysbal]

Hey everyone! Trying to save up a goal of around £35 for something at the moment, so I’ve temporarily opened commissions, sadly my paintings aren’t available this time around as I’ve not the energy to work on more that 1 at the moment, but everything else is open! If you can’t help out a reblog and sharing this around would be really appreciated!

Virtype's Ko-fi Commissions

Ko-fi Commissions Open! Click to see Virtype's commission menu.

[randbitb]

VOTE JOEL SMALLISHBEANS FOR MCYT SEXYMAN

[abysbal]

Pilotrye’s Commissions

Hallo! My commissions have gone back to their usual prices, so it’s time for a new sheet. You can order commissions HERE <- on my kofi.

But here are some examples of my work :)

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[littleulvar]

m9 sketchpages I did a good while ago

[randbitb]

fireside chat

[communistkenobi]

we should argue about something really stupid like can trans men say the word bitch

[communistkenobi]

[okayysophia]

Marvel Studios needs to take a break. What do you mean 15 projects??? Two Avengers films in one year…🙃🙃 Your staff is overworked and your content is mediocre at best… let’s take a break and regroup.

[okayysophia]

[katelyn-danger]

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

[katelyn-danger]

New copypasta just dropped

[tamamita]

Same guy

[beelko]

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

[femmepathy]

Voo Doo, a German trans woman cabaret owner and performer with her beloved boa. (Date unclear: likely 1912-1928.) [source]

[t4t4t]

This is a self portrait she made, if anyone's seen this before.

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[headspace-hotel]

kind eyes of angels

[dailyquests]

Defeat 3 Girl Mutuals in any PvP-enabled zone.

[godstiel]

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

[greatmortality]

video essays about tumblr and the sad girl era where they talk about tumblr as a sort of ancient relic that can’t even be described to a modern audience are so funny cause it’s like. i have the tab open right now. the ancient tomes are filled with alive autistic women

[haxus9]

and the folks will regale you of a gorgeous tale~

THE TALE OF A PUMPKIN COWBOOOOOOOOOOY~~~~~