Feb 6, 2022
Hallo, Guten Tag, I am Dwight K Schrute
“How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.”
Everyone here knows me as 'assistant to the regional manager' but let me be clear.
I am the 'Regional Manager Of Dunder Mifflin,Scranton PA'.
I am also known as the Hay King in Schrute Farms.
Owner of The Dunder Mifflin building.
Owner of Schrute Farms- Bed and Breakfast
What are my hobbies? What do I like? Well
Paintball
Battlestar Galactica
Karate
Ping pong
Survivalism
Weapons
At times,Hunting.
I am a Beet farmer at Schrute Farms.
Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy at Lackawanna County.
Black belt in Karate!(never mess with me)
So this is me. Dwight Schrute.
Danke.
