okay but how about an au where these two people who are insanely in love with one another but also just INSANE on their own, so their relationship is built on chaos, they’re always reckless, causing mayhem all over the city, like let’s burn this mother fucker down sort of love. like oh my god my heart beats for you and i’ll bleed for you kind of love but oh my god what have you done ?! i HATE you kind of love, wrap my hands around your throat and give you this look that says i want to KILL you but i kiss you instead sort of love. and one day one of them ( muse a ) decides they’ve had ENOUGH, breaks up for muse b FOR REAL THIS TIME, they swear, goes home to the house they grew up and locks their doors because the thing is, muse a is a little more on the rational side. however muse b refuses to accept this END and they drive over to muse a’s house, at like three AM and starts HONKING their horn and throwing rocks at their window — and muse a comes storming out the house screaming and they get into this huge fight ; all the neighbours are waking up and start coming out of their own houses to tell them to quiet down … and muse a & b suddenly stop fighting each other and start yelling at the neighbours like ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS’ and then they smirk at each other and then drive off and everything starts all over again