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(ง’̀-‘́)ง (Engla, and bonus!- She's wearing some steel-knuckles, a favorite pair of hers actually. They've got sharp stones coming off as well for use and decoration. Soooo yeah, this is going to HURT. B) )

“The fuck!?” He takes a step back from the punch, he did try to block the punch, but damn it made his hand start to bleed, “Who the fuck are you!?”

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“So pretty much… You are an ass…” he grumbles out before answering, “It’s Bruno Hertz…”

[askatriangleandastar]

Her face lit UP at the insult, smile becoming an engaged grin. “Oh ho wow, trying to act like you’re tougher now with words! Nice job, brining a plastic knife to a knife-fight-”

She snickered, “Bruno.”

“Ah, but at least you’re decent enough to give a name back- usually the guy tries to just tries to sneak in a punch back, and I have to hit back harder.” She gave a shrug, “Ends up knocking them unconscious 9/10, for some reason.”

She scanned him over for a moment, before looking somehow both sly and apologetic at the same time. “Hey, I’m in a fun sorta mood- wanna got grab a drink, play some cards? I do owe you for the hit before sortofanyways and you look like you could use a few good glasses. I’ll even treat.”

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“No.... I need to head to my job for tonight...”

He turned around, frowning, “I’m going to be late if i stay here any longer...”

[horrificmemes]

Send “Such a beautiful specimen.” for your muse to be a scientist keeping mine in captivity.

Alternatively, send “The other side of the glass” for your muse to be the test subject.

[king-hyperiionn]

This blog does not tolerate death threats or ever telling anyone to die.

Please reblog to let your followers know. 

[roleplaymmemes]

Send my muse ‘nightmare’ and I will show you one of my muse’s recurring nightmares

[radioactive-menace-deactivated2]

Mangle is officialy a “Yes”

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freddyfuckbears-pizzeria:

just imagine…a kid asking if Mangle was a girl or boy, and Mangle being programmed to just say “Yes”

just

imagine

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(ง’̀-‘́)ง (Engla, and bonus!- She's wearing some steel-knuckles, a favorite pair of hers actually. They've got sharp stones coming off as well for use and decoration. Soooo yeah, this is going to HURT. B) )

“The fuck!?” He takes a step back from the punch, he did try to block the punch, but damn it made his hand start to bleed, “Who the fuck are you!?”

[askatriangleandastar]

She looked at him with a coy smile. “Aw now, don’t go whining on me! Not all that sorry- just needed to get some aggression out of my system, and you’re the closest person around who I could let loose a little that wouldn’t give me any bad Karma down the line.”

She rolled her eyes with a laugh, shaking her head. “Actually, by the looks of you, hun, I just got some better chances for a favor down the line from that- You can call me Engla. No need to get in such a fuss- didn’t even punch that hard with Sly. So, whadda you go by?”

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“So pretty much... You are an ass...” he grumbles out before answering, “It’s Bruno Hertz...”

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“...........”

HE RUNS AWAY

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(ง’̀-‘́)ง [Sol can whack REALLY hard on the arm]

“WHY IS EVERYONE PUNCHING THE CRAP OUT OF ME!?”

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(ง’̀-‘́)ง (Engla, and bonus!- She's wearing some steel-knuckles, a favorite pair of hers actually. They've got sharp stones coming off as well for use and decoration. Soooo yeah, this is going to HURT. B) )

“The fuck!?” He takes a step back from the punch, he did try to block the punch, but damn it made his hand start to bleed, “Who the fuck are you!?”

[askboxmemethings]

Send (ง’̀-‘́)ง to punch my muse and see how they react.

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

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"cute but deadly"

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

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“Ass….” He mumbles to himself, “Do you even know the history of this place…?”

[serpentine-rogue-inactive]

“I ain’t sstupid, I assked a few employeess here when I firsst joined and I got a good amount of information, including the sstory as well.” Shrugging, tongue flicking out. “And no need to call me an ass, I work at the Cove and I’m gettin’ help from Foxy if I get sstuck on certain wordss.”

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“You better be careful then...” he rolled his eyes, “Nobody has caught that murderer you know...”

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Send “Cute but deadly” if you think my muse’s appearance is deceiving

Originally posted by acetrainerkayla

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“So… You like it here so far, kid?” He put on his hat with a frown, throwing away a cigarette, “Surprised you like it here…”

[serpentine-rogue-inactive]

“…” Soldan just stares at the stranger, then at cigarette with an unamused growl. Then smacking his hand, glaring sharply afterwards. “Oi, you ssmoke outsside. Not in here! But to ansswer ‘yer quesstion, I do like working here.” 

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“Ass....” He mumbles to himself, “Do you even know the history of this place...?”

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Yet again, it was busy at the Pizzeria at this time of day. Kids having fun and whatnot, including the newly re-opened Pirate’s Cove! Soldan was heading off for a break, sitting on a chair with a content sigh. “Aye, I love my job…but actin’ like a pirate can be tiring after a while! Oh well, It’ss fun~!”

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“So... You like it here so far, kid?” He put on his hat with a frown, throwing away a cigarette, “Surprised you like it here...”

[bitchimdivergent]

Can you pretty please post those animals caught in the act pictures again? they're just too funny

they’re hilarious aren’t they!

Pets Hilariously Caught In The Act

[homersimpsonbro]

these are nuts :o especially #16 

Originally posted by skinsaddiction