idk Conrad's kinda lame

in this household we hate... conrad

[dyke-not-crossing]

Conrad has cooties.

[dyke-not-crossing]

I love Conrad so much

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m an inniter

[mclennonyaoi]

my brother’s got a natural white streak in his hair and he gets sooo pissed when i point it out. like, oh, i’m sorry, will, i’m just pissed you got all the cool family genes and i got stuck with all the fucking mental illness.

[mclennonyaoi]

HOW IS THIS BAIT IM LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE.

[unhingedseweralligator-deactiva]

your brother’s name is Will?..

as in- as in Wilbur??

and he has a white streak??????

[2017prototype]

He can copyright strike Wilbur soot now

[mclennonyaoi]

my brother wouldn’t sue wilbur soot. he COULD, however, beat the shit out of him.

[certifiableloverbitch]

You idiots, his brother IS Wilbur Soot.

[dyke-not-crossing]

Yikes

[dyke-not-crossing]

Conrad stole an icecream truck in the winter and there wasn't even any icecream in it like xe did it for no reason at all wtf dude?

[dyke-not-crossing]

if conrad dyke-crossing has a million haters, i am one of them. if conrad dyke-crossing has ten haters, i am one of them. if conraf dyke-crossing has only one hater, that is me. if conrad dyke-crossing has no haters, that means i am no longer on earth. if the worlds for conrad dyke-crossing i am against the world.... i hate on conrad dyke-crossing till my last breath. die hard hater of conrad dyke-crossing. hit that like if you think conrad dyke-crossing kinda lame idk

[mclennonyaoi]

callout post for carson d*ke-crossing:

made a post about killing hymself without any tone indicators

is faking being schizophrenic

[whitebisexual]

op is a dream stan

[mclennonyaoi]

no it’s true. i’m also a dnf truther

[whitebisexual]

and a bi coded Wilbur truther

[mclennonyaoi]

also true. i met him myself and he told me

[dyke-not-crossing]

Conrad is really cute in a deadly evil way

[dyke-not-crossing]

xe killed a man once. nothing wrong with what we did, it's about how xe did it...

[mclennonyaoi]

takes a special type of person to follow me for more than a month

[dyke-cwossing]

takes a speciaw type of pewson to fowwow me for mowe than a month

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck you

[dyke-crossing-appreciation-blog]

dont be mean to dyke-cwossing!

[mclennonyaoi]

i’ll do whatever i damn well please ^_^

[dyke-not-crossing]

It's not the dyke-crossing I despise it's really the dyke-cwossing

[dyke-not-crossing]

He's kinda weird in an interesting way in a bad way in a good way

[mclennonyaoi]

has a dream that the zoo was getting a new hyena and they put out like a challenge to name it and the most popular name was georgenotfound. but they shortened it to george. and then the hyena named george mated with a hyena named rachel and everyone got pissed bc they thought they would change the rachel hyena’s name to dream because of dnf. and the zoo refused. and then they accused the zoo of queerbaiting

[dyke-not-crossing]

dsmp themed dreams-

[mclennonyaoi]

at the zoo rn and it seems like it’s all still here. @dyke-not-crossing failed

[dyke-not-crossing]

I had to go to an interview! stop demanding so much of me!

[mclennonyaoi]

oho? how’d it go?

[dyke-not-crossing]

super well! thanks for asking!!

[mclennonyaoi]

at the zoo rn and it seems like it’s all still here. @dyke-not-crossing failed

[dyke-not-crossing]

I had to go to an interview! stop demanding so much of me!

[mclennonyaoi]

going to the zoo tomorrow

[dyke-not-crossing]

No you're not.

[mclennonyaoi]

you gonna stop me?

[dyke-not-crossing]

yes. im going to eat the entire zoo. you'll never go to the zoo again.

[mclennonyaoi]

my god. what about the animals?

[dyke-not-crossing]

they can live with you

[mclennonyaoi]

going to the zoo tomorrow

[dyke-not-crossing]

No you're not.

[mclennonyaoi]

you gonna stop me?

[dyke-not-crossing]

yes. im going to eat the entire zoo. you'll never go to the zoo again.

[mclennonyaoi]

going to the zoo tomorrow

[dyke-not-crossing]

No you're not.