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cawson/cywus/conwad fanbwog

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most embarrassing way to be found out; French

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poetic cinema my worst choices haunting me etc

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most embarrassing way to be found out; French

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owo

[mclennonyaoi]

the french really gave away who this account is LOL

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AW FUCK

[mclennonyaoi]

jeff ramos has transmasc swag

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@jefframos

[timedeowo]

Wy is it dad d swuw cwossing is gewnuinewy someone I wook up to… hewp

[mclennonyaoi]

hello????

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HEWWO?!

[timedeowo]

I’m sowwy d swuw cwossing im nowt twying to steaw youw job, we swould unionize instead uwu

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wets unionize!

[mclennonyaoi]

taking a pipebomb to the lovejoy concert. if this a good post. be honest.

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taking a pipebomb to the wovejoy concewt. if this a good post. be honest.

[timedeowo]

Wy is it dad d swuw cwossing is gewnuinewy someone I wook up to… hewp

[mclennonyaoi]

hello????

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HEWWO?!

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m sorry i see a she pronoun and do a lin manuel miranda lip bite

[mclennonyaoi]

someone: yeah, i was talking to my friend, she-

me:

she, huh? is she single? or is she down for a polyamorous relationship? tell her i said hi

[mclennonyaoi]

yes, i’m furthering the predatory lesbian stereotype. i’m preying on your wife. go fuck yourself.

[dyke-cwossing]

yes, i’m fuwthewing the predatowy wesbian steweotype. i’m pweying on youw wife. go fuck yoursewf.

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m serious why is he so fucking stupid art school diet goth poetry club neutral milk hotel the godfather poster in your dorm room hot. i’m fucking going to kill myself

[mclennonyaoi]

i want to star in an artful college suicide pact movie with pat gill where we both die in the end.

[dyke-cwossing]

i’m sewious why is he so fucking stupid awt schoow diet goth poetwy cwub neutwal miwk hotew the godfathew postew in your dowm woom hot. i’m fucking going to kill myself

[mclennonyaoi]

imagine if i was a weezer fan. dark carson dyke-crossing

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imagine if i was a weezer fan. dawk cawson dyke-cwossing

[mclennonyaoi]

this is one of those “glow up” trends and this is fucking horrible. you were fucking 7. that’s not called glowing up, that’s called growing as a person. i swear to fucking god.

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m serious tik tok has greatly impacted the way a lot of young kids. 11, 12, 10 year olds, look at themselves. and it does shit like this. it makes them believe that if they were ever a literal child with any sort of skewed ideas about the world, that is something they need to “glow up” out of. even though they were literal children who didn’t know any fucking better. and they’re unknowingly convincing other children of that too. this is horrible.

[mclennonyaoi]

tik tok actively discourages growth and instead turns it into something you need to display as a “glow up” even if you were a literal child just growing at the time. it’s telling these kids that they need to hate their past selves. every change in your thought process, everytime you grew and improved yourself does not need to be on display. and you should not be putting down your past self when they were a literal fucking child.

[dyke-cwossing]

tik tok activewy discouwages gwowth and instead tuwns it into something you need to dispway as a “gwow up” even if you wewe a witewal chiwd just gwowing at the time. it’s tewwing these kids that they need to hate theiw past sewves. evewy change in your thought process, evewytime you gwew and impwoved youwself does not need to be on dispway. and you shouwd not be putting down youw past sewf when they wewe a witeraw fucking chiwd.

[mclennonyaoi]

the idea of wilbur soot having like. going on a date with anyone. is so physically abhorring to me that i kinda just cringed a little bit. like.

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jealousy!

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m going to fucking crucify you

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i’m going to fucking cwucify you

[mclennonyaoi]

hi schizophrenics

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hi schizophwenics! uwu

[mclennonyaoi]

HILLARY CLINTON????

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HIWWAWY CWINTON????

[mclennonyaoi]

the dyker says he’s a lot like joke-crossing from the movie tumblr

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the dyker says he’s a wot like joke-cwossing fwom the movie tumblw

[mclennonyaoi]

evil dyke-crossing: i love men. i dunno, man. what’re we doing now. i like to feel included sometimes

[whitebisexual]

evil dyke-crossing hey this new lovejoy album is pretty good.

[mclennonyaoi]

evil dyke-crossing: straight-crossing

[nondyke-crossing]

fucked up if true

[mclennonyaoi]

STRAIGHT CROSSING????

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A new rival

[nondyke-crossing]

*kisses you passionately*

[tradwife-crossing]

Not till marriage buster

[nondyke-crossing]

*holds out a promise ring*

[tradwife-crossing]

Omg....we can stand five feet apart and hold hands when our chaperones arent looking until our wedding next week!!! Just like god intended 🙏✝️🙏

[nondyke-crossing]

us rn *imagines wedding where there's a little fluffy cow*

[tradwife-crossing]

Oml....sooooo romantic ^_^

[mclennonyaoi]

hello. can anyone hear me.

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hewwo. can anyone heaw me.

[mclennonyaoi]

i love when people add essays to my posts. i will not read that. also i’m gonna assume your points suck

[dyke-cwossing]

i wove when peopwe add essays to my posts. i will not wead that. also i’m gonna assume youw points suck