Dyketurtle

Trying to start a random blog about my days as a 'boring' butch. 'The butch beautician'

[dyke-turtle]

Gays I have a back update.

About a 3-4 month difference.

Yes, the more I look at it they look the same.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

And suddenly your a adult,

and your sober,

and you can finally get cover ups.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

I hate when my disability decides to disable me...what the hell dude.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Pov,

Low key wanting a purse but mens pants have pockets.

The horror

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Hey gays,

Yes to toot my own horn,

I carried a 60-70 kg solid wood table top four blocks home.

Yes I am awesome and sexy.

Totally didn't strain my muscles.

-Dyke turtle

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

are you talking to anyone?

The voices

[dyke-turtle]

Hey dykeys

Just saw that 'viral' podcast clip of a stud saying their ex CUT UP their strap on and they 'didnt remember' why they cut it.

Girl be fucking fr.

There is no way in hell you didn't do some stupid shit to have that cut up.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

All the blessings for your knee, hope you're okay:( your post squeezed my heart up as hell

Aww im sorry hun :((

I am feeling better now, just down in the dumps for a few days.

-Dyke turtle

[mipommee]

And shout out to the Studs and Butches who pack!

[dyke-turtle]

Hello fags,

Happy last day of pride,

Let's come back gayer and better tomorrow ✊

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Need more people to talk about how boobs don't 'sit properly' when you have pecs, need to cut these things off.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Hey gay people,

Im now recovered from my week of misery,

My swag will never be kept down.

How are all my faglets feeling?

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

This is going to sound so stupid to someone but I just need to yell into the void.

I met with a surgeon today to talk about my continuing knee instability, I basically got told that I'd need a very invasive surgery and would need around the clock help for 3 months after.

The thing is, I don't have the time or support for three months of ongoing support- on-top of that I don't believe I trust anyone around me enough to look after me for that long or at all.

My work requires me to stand, what the fuck do I do.

I think I'm gonna try to instead get a cane or proper fitted brace to counter the instability.

But I won't be able to walk properly, I am an active person and I won't be able to do that anymore- i won't be able to hike or run or swim. I don't have a car, I walk and train around my city, I can't take the stairs, I can't get funding, I don't know what to do.

Even if I get a car, or a brace or a cane- I'll feel so vulnerable in a way,

I pride myself on physical movement, and I can't even walk?

I just don't know what to do

I don't even know if I've said anything mean or insensitive- I'm just so confused right now, and I know it could be worse but I didn't see the start of my adult life looking like this.

-dyke turtle

[princessfemme333]

Some femmes are so weird to butches on this app, if you cannot be friends with a butch or even talk to a butch without the intention of sex.

It is not even only this app, TikTok is horrible for having a large amounts of femmes sexualising butches. Making the butch incredibly uncomfortable. If you only view butches as a means to an end, you do not truly respect butches.

I am massively side eyeing you

If you refuse to speak to butches for anything else but sex or dating, that is so disrespectful. Butchfemme friendships are important and is how we gain community.

Overall I see a common theme here of people being extremely horny to the point of it being disrespectful and completely ignoring the person behind the blog. That butch is not just a kink, it is an incredibly important identity.

[dyke-turtle]

The same thing also applies to butches,

If you cannot talk to a femme without the intention of sex you don't respect them or care about them.

I do believe this is an issue of something akin to a porn addiction, from what I've seen online.(Meaning the majority of people I see saying these things only see other people as sexual objects)

It's fucking wierd either way.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

The first time I was ever called chivalrous, it was from a girl in my old class who had just gone out of her way to be very kind towards me.

I genuinely hope she knows that her saying that was the day that 100% solidified in my brain that I knew my place in society,

And my place was Butch.

-Dyke turtle

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[dyke-turtle]

I've been so stressed out this week :(.

My whole week was a mess, I had to fix my house, then I had to cram two exams and I had trivia- my house is hosting people and I'm just so tired, I'm also getting sick.

I haven't had much time or energy to work out and I've been eating worse and I just feel so Uncomfortable- especially because I'm sick.

It's just ....aghhhh.

-dyke turtle, complaining.