Dyketurtle

Trying to start a random blog about my days as a 'boring' butch. 'The butch beautician'

[dyke-turtle]

Went to be at three,

Woke up at five,

Had to be up by six...

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

We need more fat butch exposure,

Yes I still have muscles.

No they don't show all the time.

Yes I can still carry you.

No my loose skin doesn't hurt.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Accompanying my sister to her doctors appointment, and her doctor came out to greet her- saw me, my sister introduced me as her sister, her eyes went wide and looked me up and down and ignored me 😭

Brother looked so scared for a second.

Sorry ms Dr 🙏

-Dyke turtle (scaring doctors apparently)

[dyke-turtle]

Who are Abby and Ellie you talk about?

Abby and Ellie are video game characters from the last of us

:(

-dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Sometimes I just feel so done with the current state of the world, it costs nothing to be kind but these people get off on punishing others, that don't even care about them.

[dyke-turtle]

Guess what I'm painting faggys.

(yes that is just the base sketch)

-Dyke turtle, wishing I was in NY

[dyke-turtle]

Hey gay people,

I think I've come up with quite a nice name combining my first and middle names that I can shorten.

Adena

It's cute, calming and I could shorten it to A.D

By the German translation it can mean noble or gentle, I like both interpretations.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

God I wanna change my name....I WANNA CHANGE MY NAMEREREEEEE

....

But it's carried down from my grandma....FUCK

-dyke turtle, spiralling

[dyke-turtle]

Guys I just managed two birds with my stone.

-dyke turtle, finishing a commission

[fawnangel09]

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

[dyke-turtle]

Living in the hood of your city is so wierd.

Why did two thirteen year Olds just ask me for a cigarette-

WHY IS IT NOT THE FIRST TIME???

-dyke turtle, trying to get their groceries

[dyke-turtle]

Butches with endo rise up.

I am fighting for my life rn.

[dyke-turtle]

I poked around a little and may have missed it but what is the name of your turtle? Is that a baby pic?

Uhhh sooo there is no turtle- or maybe I am the turtle,

I have kinda been using it as a way to refer to both myself and my late cat -its hard to explain but I grew up around them and the ocean and just really love them.

When I made the account I didn't want to use anything that could identify me easily I guess? And Dyke turtle just...made sense??

But either way, the turtle is me, and you can call me A.D if you want to.

Oh also the photo is off Pinterest- but trust me if I had any of my own I'd be using it instead.

-Dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

What is your favorite arm workout?

Hi,

I wasn't quite sure if you meant routine or just my favourite in general, I'll put the routine because that's what makes more sense to me,

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.shoulder press

.chest press

.bicep curl

.lateral raises

.push ups

.tricep kickbacks

I go for three sets of ten, and the weight will vary.

I know most of these aren't traditional arm workouts but for my goals and lifestyle these work the best.(and hey if there's added benefits I'm not gonna complain)

-dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Hey gay people,

I have no one to tell so may as well tell the other butches of tumbler,

Been on a health journey from last August and have lost weight and gained muscle, this is the difference from last August and today.

That's all.

That's the post.

-dyke turtle

[dyke-turtle]

Do not come between a lesbian and her 2001 Honda CRV.

[dyke-turtle]

Being butch means some people look at you with respect, and some people look at you like it's the 1940s.