dykebaitbbh

[dykebaitbbh]

+18. MDNI

i talk about sex and murder here

she/it

18

probably mostly going to blog about the realm or the dsmp. also expect rpf

[chorussfruit]

Actually I could do whoever you want 14, I need to hear your thoughts on that

hohoho my choice this time >:)

14: most embarrassing thing they've jerked off to and/or with

I'm picking Sam, because Sam has absolutely jerked off to a whole housewife-esque fantasy in his head between himself and Dream, but like, the whole nine yards. Stereotypical house with a picket fence and Sam's come home from work and Dream is there making dinner in an apron and Sam puts a baby in him.

But Chorus, you say, that's so fleshed out, and to that I say YES, because it's absolutely a recurring fantasy for him, and yes, he gets ice cold post-nut clarity every time. It does not get better. He keeps jerking off to it.

[0rbeezcup]

they fuck after this

[femcfucker]

Cynikka does not consider what they do "cheating". They are the Queen, after all.

Yes, she is married. Yes, Harvest and Spy are lovely, lovely spouses. But can a Queen not have as many men at her disposal as she wants? Why shouldn't she let Turntapp fuck her in her marriage bed? Why shouldn't she lick the sweat from Benji's collar after a council meeting? Why shouldn't she flash Schpood to throw off his rants whenever they speak?

It's his country, no? It's very legal for the Queen to take as many men into his harem as he wants, for he has made it such a law.

Cynikka has her vices, but polite company know not to mention it. Impolite company, however... well. Bringing up how Cynikka will do anything for any cock she sees is a good way to get her to cut a meeting short. Not because she's mad, oh no - too horny to think would be the easier answer.

Little nymphomaniac that he is, Cynikka has no qualms at all about fucking each and every person who asks for his audience. Any cock will do. He'll happily get down on his knees for any one, size or shape doesn't matter.

After all, no one can claim any valor over having bedded the Queen of Infernus if anyone with a dick could have done so, right?

[foxphantom]

Okay back to regularly scheduled horny posts. Uhhhhhhh tomboy who only wears graphic T's and flannels gets pregnant and starts only wearing flannels when she outgrows the graphic T's

[dykebaitbbh]

your posts about sam and/or hannah and/or puffy already take me out every time I see them and I do t follow a lot of people so I had the "killed me dead" experience of wall to wall awesampuffyrose toxic gender play and. I need to lie down. And also think more about awesamrose competition to see who can forcemasc/forcefem the other first

i am so glad!!

awesamrose have the most material in canon to go off of, but sam and puffy had their pro-omelette alliance and puffy and hannah did at least one stream i’ve watched together, and they are all of course connected by the egg arc. awesamrose’s dynamic is the most weird in canon (something was wrong with that guy) but c!puffy also had a lot of weird facets of her character on her own, and i don’t see them talked about a ton (mcyt 2019-? shipping wars, most nsfw mcyt posting being focused on current projects, and these characters being fairly niche within the context of the dream smp have all kind of caused that), so after a friend got me more into them i wanted to post my own ideas n scenarios since there wasn’t a ton else. besides femcfucker. and now you! i would probably not post about them as much if there were a dozen awesamrose noncon genderplay fics on ao3 but who knows.

i think the awesamrose forcemasc forcefem competition is pretty imbalanced if it happens after the red banquet since sam is her only friend* and boss and parole manager and unnegotiated dom and if he wants to treat her like a gay guy she is going to have to at least sit and disassociate through it for however long he wants and cough up some response when he threatens her, meanwhile he will at best disgustedly tolerate her if she calls him mommy. that said he is also at like the edge of sanity, she is the object of one of his three or four fixations, and he does seem to want reassurance he is good and reasonable and likable, so if she called him mommy he might shrug it off in the moment but it might get in his head and increasingly occupy his thoughts as time goes on.

i've also considered the idea of puffy trying to forcefem sam. he has a decent chest and she thinks that plus the exhausted, occasionally condescending vibe and the leather and netherite uniform would be really hot if he were a woman. so it's coming from all sides

[dykebaitbbh]

c!sam to hannah

[dykebaitbbh]

waitt. tommy x bbh. younger egg and closeted gay guy who latches on to older men friends for guidance and to chase the shadow of his youth and who hasn’t come out despite dabbling in being queer a lot because everyone around him prefers him as a straight guy x older egg/closeted gay guy who likes to flirt with his friends and tease their preconceptions who hasn’t come out because he doesn’t have a support network to even consider it.

[dykebaitbbh]

imagine if people could be happy.

[dykebaitbbh]

and a little mommy kink on the side never hurt anyone,

[dykebaitbbh]

waitt. tommy x bbh. younger egg and closeted gay guy who latches on to older men friends for guidance and to chase the shadow of his youth and who hasn’t come out despite dabbling in being queer a lot because everyone around him prefers him as a straight guy x older egg/closeted gay guy who likes to flirt with his friends and tease their preconceptions who hasn’t come out because he doesn’t have a support network to even consider it.

[dykebaitbbh]

imagine if people could be happy.

[dykebaitbbh]

waitt. tommy x bbh. younger egg and closeted gay guy who latches on to older men friends for guidance and to chase the shadow of his youth and who hasn’t come out despite dabbling in being queer a lot because everyone around him prefers him as a straight guy x older egg/closeted gay guy who likes to flirt with his friends and tease their preconceptions who hasn’t come out because he doesn’t have a support network to even consider it.

[slab100]

grian just announced a new life series where every player must fight their shadow self, a reflection of their deepest psyche, stalking them in the night until everyone has faced their most secret and hidden thoughts. most of the doppelgangers are girls, for some reason.

[dykebaitbbh]

tommyinnit would probably benefit from someone with invested interest in forcefemming and force aro-ing him but all of his friends have s preconception of him and wouldn’t want to put in the energy so as it stands he will be stuck in “definitely a cishet man” limbo forever and dating and breaking up with different girl friends every few months

[pebble-in-the-cave]

(eye strain) make that robot blue screen <3

i remember when this was only supposed to have simple shading and be quick n easy..... (it was fun drawing this tho (esp bc i tried out dithering in some places :D))

fun fact: originally they were gonna have a top on but something inside me wouldnt let me cover up the ritties, so now theyre just out there :3 be free

[ashes2caches]

I hope every trans woman wakes up tomorrow with breasts that have miraculously grown concerningly larger.

[uncollaredcat]

reblog to make your tits bigger and more gropeable

[limbbreakerextremeceolovemaker]

HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS "FUCK‐WEB"

[dykebaitbbh]

it was beautiful to see a tommyinnit minecraft stream but i would never want that to take him away from his dream career, which is of course live drag performances