why would i?

⚢ 18

[dykedearest]

"oh, honey honey, i could be your kevlar."

kz ‣ he / they ‣ masc + gn terms ‣ butch4femme ‣ aspiring culinary student & atheistic satanist (tst) !

asks open ‣ dms open for mutuals only ‣ tag library & anons

nsfw blog: @darlingdyke-inthedark

dni (will be blocked): non-queer, terfs, swerfs, discourse, under 16 y/o, zionist, pro-ed/sh, “map”s, anti self-dx

byf: uses some reclaimed slurs (dyke, fag), blocks freely, plus-sized, may have artistic nudity

[dykedearest]

chef de cuisine butch x pastry chef femme

[dykedearest]

sigh… arlenora tag on ao3 needs more fics, i already ran through like 400k words. why must i be cursed w the rare pair disease. its back to the google docs for condescending domme rosalyne and pathetic butch arle and see if i’ll actually finish something this time

[dykedearest]

i will please the gods, i can go the distance.

[dykedearest]

vague posting about me while we’re in the middle of a convo is crazy work but ok i guess

[dykedearest]

lat pull downs…

[dykedearest]

i really love my shoulders ugh i need to train more upper body

[femmehorror]

Hot butches also sleep with plushies.

[pintmother]

"cracking, hitting, smashing"

how about you kiss my forehead and wipe my tears away

[bigflooparh]

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

“I think America should be taken by Canada instead” No, I think America should be returned to its Indigenous tribes, while Canada should return to the First Nations, the Inuit and the Métis.

“I think America should be taken by Denmark instead” No, I think America should be returned to its Indigenous tribes while Denmark returns Greenland to the Kalaallit, the Tunumiit and the Inughuit.

“I think Texas should be taken by Mexico” No, I think Texas should be returned to the Apache.

“I think Florida should be taken by Cuba” No, I think Florida should be returned to the Seminole.

“I think the Blue states should form their own country” No, I think the Blue states should return to the Chinook, the Yakama, the Nimíipuu, the Pomo, the Chumash, the Diné, the Wôbanaki, the Massachuset, the Haudenosaunee, the Pequot, the Lenape tribes, and the Inuit, the Unangax̂ and the Tlingit tribes of Alaska.

Stop roleplaying colonialism with a leftist coat of paint and give land back to its fucking Natives.

[faunawolf]

I know someone who would have a suggestion.

[inwardsky]

@isuggestlandback

[isuggestlandback]

Hey!! I suggest that!!

[lesblackwidow]

butches deserve to blush and giggle and kick their feet too! make your butch blush!

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[dykedearest]

people stop assuming every butch is a domtop daddy challenge go!

[dykedearest]

#18 from the list !

#18: what kind of girl do i dream about at night?

a gentle woman who knows what she wants, will boss me around in public and in bed, but also letting me take care of her :) and i’m a sucker for lower voices and matching my sense of sarcastic humor. love love love taking care of people i care about <3

if i had to put it in an archetype i’d probably say the chinese 姐姐 (jiejie, older sister type) where she takes care of me and im at her beck and call :)

[dykedearest]

was about to post something freaky and then remembered i have a separate blog for that. oops.

[femme-4-butches]

Drag King Dred Gerestant (1971-2019).