suck my ass

"I couldn't give a flying fuck what's normal. I haven't had a normal day in years."

[sharpeshelen]

#mood

[digimemory]

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[spacethor-deactivated20181205]

GUYS THIS IS THE ONE !!!!!!!!! ITS SO LUCKY I SWEAR I REBLOGGED IT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND LITERALLY THE PAST MONTH HAS BEEN SO GOOD!!!!!!!

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[shitshilarious]

“whats for dinner mom?”

“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

[tylerd-rden-blog]

“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”

[hustleinatrap]

❤️❤️❤️

[steprightovertheline]

I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she approached him to confront him about it, and HER OWN security team kind of escorted her away from him. Then the club management came up to him and told him to delete the pictures, so HE left. Like, this is in his own words, because for some reason he thinks this story makes the young woman being photographed without her consent look bad.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/03/27/malia-obama-attacks-conservative-reporter-nyc-club-lucian-wintrich/

In conclusion, the media needs to leave Malia the fuck alone. She’s taking a gap year before going to fucking Harvard, she can party as hard as she damn well pleases.

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

Things I think about at 2:35am apparently -

The original High School Musical is the most consistent in terms of plot, characters, and story structure.

High School Musical 2 is the most fun to watch with the best overall soundtrack (even if its existence adds nothing to the overall trilogy).

High School Musical 3 is the most polished with the best production design and the best choreography of the trilogy thanks to a better budget.

All 3 films have their strengths and weaknesses, and honestly??? What an iconic trilogy???? Also, all 3 films pass the Bechdel test and have a diverse cast. Lord of the Rings who?????

[t-challas-deactivated20170215]

[whatsfunnierthan24]

the meme that keeps on giving.

[summerchulo-deactivated20171207]

He a hoe if he puts his phone on the table with the screen faceing down 🗣

[antms00]

yup

[blackdenimjeans2]

yall just nosey!!

[five-fine-frokner]

Reblog if you feel personally attacked by Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

[toxicmp3]

gaga forced beyonce to get pregnant so she could take the coachella headline spot from her so she could drop a new song. know that.

[kaelum]

i hate it when u start giving a guy a blowjob and he immediately tries to get u to deepthroat him like calm the fuck down ho i will get there

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Not me. Honestly, impale me right off the bat. 👀

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[grammylesslana]

[yourmakeup-isterrible]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[jaxuhmillion]

[thereallifeprincess]

I’m …

[cersei-and-kenrykers-boy-deacti]

[dollarstorepaint]

tale as old a time 

song as old as rhyme 

beauty and the 

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[yourmakeup-isterrible]

Him: so what are you thinking about :)

Me: ...nothing...

My brain: She's so wild so animal She gonna work that sexy body so sexual she's like a female phenomenon She's a GLAMAZON Female phenomenon A GLAMAZON nah nah nah