charlie 🌻

24 | dyke, witch, aspiring children’s librarian

[dykeflowers]

welcome !

I am:

Charlie (she/they)

A high femme dyke

Autistic

Chronically ill

Really into flowers & the color red

My extended bio is here.

This is mostly an eclectic personal blog, with frequent themes of butchfemme dykehood, fandom posting, and generally things I find cool/funny/interesting/exciting/relatable/etc. I occasionally post nsfw-adjacent things, but I do my best to always tag them.

DNI: bigots of all flavors (terfs, racists, zionists, transphobes, etc etc)

Beyond bigoted behavior, which is an automatic block, please do not follow me if you are a minor and know that you are on extremely thin ice if you're a cis man (i.e. I will not hesitate to block you if you are not cool & normal, pls be cool & normal)

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[catcrumb]

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[senatortedcruz]

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

[unebelleviesimple]

Heath Ledger in promo for A Knight’s Tale (2001)

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[justryingtovibe69]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

[rext1884]

[femme-fl0ra]

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