DYKEMAXING

Biggest Wipers nerd you'll ever meet also i like women lol

[dykemaxing]

I always thought Tumblr was a place for people who genuinely enjoyed hamlet.

[dykemaxing]

This blowing up on the Shakespear side of Tumblr.

[dykemaxing]

how the fuck do you all find funny things to say here, i enter this cursed land and immediately the funny leaves my mind.

[dykemaxing]

Can we just talk ab women?

[dykemaxing]

i really like women

[dykemaxing]

Can we just talk ab women?

[dykemaxing]

50 posts!

You're officially chronically online once you get this

[rpfofficial]

ough i just watched my little sister scroll through like 10 instagram reels and every time she opened the comments and scrolled through the comments for a bit before moving onto the next one it was horrible i had to tear my eyes away before yanking the phone from her hand what kind of perpetual torment are people putting themselves through. What hidden treasure lies in the comments section of a 10 second clip from the trolls movie with some inane catch all caption. what does that do for you

[dykemaxing]

yall ever make a character and just make another character so they can be gay?

[pukicho]

Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

said the slug to the Sun

[pukicho]

I felt like shadow the hedgehog writing this out

[dykemaxing]

[dykemaxing]

I feel like the letter "C" is like a worm that you can swing around like a wet noodle.

[i-am-a-snom]

Sometimes you just need to give someone a hug. Not because they are upset, but just because you haven't hugged them in a while.

[dykemaxing]

so real

[dykemaxing]

HEY

I'M A STRONG WOMAN, I DONT NEED NO MAN.

I'm a lesbian.

also notice I didn't say independent in there.

[pukicho]

somtimes I see the world and think "why would anyone want to live here?" and then I see a really bad ass picture of a mountain and I rememer

[dykemaxing]

Real

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[hometoursandotherstuff]

He has a lot of testimonials attesting to his effectiveness.

[dykemaxing]

some motherfucker looked at a triangle and said "..." "That bitch is correct"

[dykemaxing]

Hholy shit

[yet-another-moron]