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extremely NSFW 🔞 iamnotbleeding on ao3

[dykerard]

Im here to post with my penis

[dykerard]

She's bent over like this while Lindsey pegs her amen

[dykerard]

Like do you think Gerard was on warped tour coked the fuck out backstage somewhere just getting fucked by anyone who walked past

[awsugar]

“this next song is about, um, this one time i...i did a bunch of cocaine and um i fucked the whole football team it was horrible. this song is called teenagers.”

[theaterard]

her face here kills me. she’s literally going to tear his ass up you can see it on her face she’s going to strap him into next century

[gerardwaysbob]

i wish there was more transfem gerard fics

[dykerard]

Incorporating danger days into the tour is actually all a ploy to reveal that the grand immortal dictator was actually korse the whole time (of course this happens at the Glasgow show with grant morrison) and when they start defying orders they come out to beat them up on stage until they're on the floor bruised and bleeding and panting with a gun pointed to their head and promising to be good and they're crying a little but it's also incredibly obvious they have a huge hard-on. And also so they can play planetary for ray every show :)

[barbiebotox]

ray toro's curvy breedable hips

[dykerard]

Medical breeding porn is great because their reasons for wanting to get pregnant are always so flimsy. Saw a girl say she wanted a baby so she could use the carpool lane 😭

[dykerard]

Ray has such nice soft lips he was MADE to suck dick. If I was in a band with him I would have my dick in his mouth every day just to see it

[badymaru]

(x)

[dykerard]

I think Sylvia should put her cane in their fresh stab would

[theaterard]

head nurse sylvia who has a passion for singing. who sings to her patients at little hospital events and at bedsides and with patients who also love singing. who sings even when she pinches her patients to shut them up because their cries get in the way of her singing.

head nurse sylvia who likes her job but doesn’t love it, not like she loves singing. it’s an open secret that she would quit her job in a heartbeat to sing professionally. head nurse sylvia who’s given the task of reconditioning the black parade, and she almost says no. she almost refuses because it’s too unethical, too out there even for her. she’s not a kind nurse by any sense of the term but she likes to think she has a limit to her own cruelty.

head nurse sylvia who almost says no until She offers her a way out of nursing. just this last task, She had told her, and we will see to it that you’ll be a star just as big as the black parade. you’ll sing alongside them, even, around the world. you just have to make sure we can get them there. head nurse sylvia who almost hates how easily she abandons her one string of morals— almost.

[dykerard]

And, of course, she gets to make them sing. Nobody is better than her, not even close, but she's missed having a duet partner from time to time.

He screams when she hits him, and she can hear the voice of an angel. So she hits him again, and again, and eventually, he learns to channel that beautiful scream into a note that matches hers.

She's almost disappointed when the reconditioning is over, because now he sings without needing to be hit at all.

[barbiebotox]

i have to speak my truth . gerard is a bratty sub who wants to be shoved around but no one except lindsey will put her in her place #mytruth

[barbiebotox]

[dykerard]

Rayrard piss fic underway

[dykerard]

Haven't even decided if I'm going to dyke night or not but I just trimmed the bush anyway

[dykerard]

Ok but genuinely Gerard wearing a shock collar next tour... Getting shocked every time they get a lyric wrong or say the wrong thing between songs... Whining a little about it...