I adore the idea of a man over top of me, doggy, sinking his teeth into my neck to hold me down from my squirming when he fills me with his babies, hot breath in my nose, his pleasured grunts all I can hear
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I adore the idea of a man over top of me, doggy, sinking his teeth into my neck to hold me down from my squirming when he fills me with his babies, hot breath in my nose, his pleasured grunts all I can hear
guys im not straight i just love pleasing men…. its just it feels so natural pleasing and serving cock and superior men!!!
Taking a knot so big that when they push past the cervix, thier tip slams into the top of the womb, with each thrust it being so hard you can feel it shaking your stomach.
God help you if they decide to push their knot inside you as well…
Or if some magic is involved…if their knot can move upwards even more and knot your cervix…
That point it would be double digit litter for sure…
fffffffuuucckkkkkk this is my third time reading it and it still got me clenching around nothing and wet. Wanna feel the head of their cock actually rearranging my guts with how big it is, thrusting up and moving into the womb, an area where it shouldn't be able to even go into. And staying there, moving around inside it as they thrust in and out.
And magical knots sound amazing, but why not two at once? One at the base of their dick and the other somewhere below their cockhead? (The head of their cock, of course, feeling like its stretching my womb into my stomach) Stretch not just the opening of my hole but my cervix too, whatever cum that somehow manages to escape my womb having basically zero chance of leaving my cunt. Basically ensuring that I'll get knocked up, especially if I'm ovulating.
And since their dick is so huge, their balls must be too. So when they do cum (in what feels like my stomach) my womb stretches as thick, large amounts of cum are dumped into the small, crammed space, bloating my abdomen a bit. Making it all heavy and weighed down, like I'm in the early stages of pregnancy.
And then we're stuck like that until both knots die down.
God, I hope this litter will be a big one.
found an angel wandering around last night. it was standing in the street dazed, looking up at a flourescent light. didn't want it to get hit by a car so i tried to nudge it onto the sidewalk but it started getting agitated when it realized i was there. poor thing seems to be almost totally blind; there's a crack in its halo so maybe that's why. i managed to leash it and that calmed it down a bit. ended up bringing it home and it's just been sitting on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling light. anyone know what angels eat?
it seems to like fruit loops well enough. i guess they're halo shaped. doesn't have much of an appetite.
it was grimy as hell when i found it. i got it into the bathtub but it didn't seem to know how to wash itself. it really doesn't like being touched but i had to clean it up myself. spent a while digging caked on dirt out of its back feathers while it squirmed around in the tub.
seems like it can't really see or hear much, and one of its arms is cracked off like a marble statue. weird, since the rest of it is so soft to the touch. its halo is all cracked and chipped as well. maybe it did get hit by a car or something.
it doesn't want to sleep anywhere but the floor. seems a bit less stressed now that it's clean and fed, though. once it found the little pillow nest i made it at the foot of my bed, it curled right up and went to sleep. i can hear its halo quietly vibrating down there. kind of sounds like it's purring.
it's warming up to me a little. still doesn't like being touched but it'll nuzzle into my hand sometimes while i work. got it a dog bed and put it under my desk, and it seems mostly content to lie down there during the day.
sometimes it'll wander around the house. i hear it knock shit over occasionally, and i usually find it on the ground covering its head in shame. i don't know how to tell the poor thing that knocking over a lamp is not a big deal and also pretty understandable for a blind angel in an unfamiliar space. i usually just bring it back to its spot under my desk. it squirms like a cat a bit when i pick it up but doesn't stop me. it's a lot lighter than i would've expected.
one time i was playing music while cleaning and found it pressing its head against the speaker. maybe it can hear a little after all? maybe the vibrations remind it of other angels. maybe it's just a black sabbath fan lol.
gave it an oversized bad religion t-shirt to wear. i doubt it appreciates the irony but looking at its bare ass all the time was giving me bad ideas. i'm pretty sure if i tried to fuck it i'd get struck by lightning or something. probably.
the angel figured out how to use the volume controls on my speaker and keeps turning it all the way up. anytime i play something it doesnt like it'll come pester me until i change it. would be really cute if it wasn't so picky. all it wants to listen to is metal. how the fuck did i manage to adopt the world's only metalhead angel?
brought it on a hike earlier. it's been in my apartment for a while and i was worried it was going stir crazy. it was pretty slow going cause i had to help it not trip over roots and stuff but it seemed to be enjoying the fresh air. we passed a radio tower at one point and it wouldn't stop staring at it.
i had to pick it up a couple times to navigate some rocky areas and it doesn't seem to mind anymore. by the end i swear it was enjoying it. it's light enough that i can lift it one-handed and hold it against my chest, it'd just put its arm around my shoulders and sit there looking smug.
we were both completely beat by the time we got home, though. tucked the angel into its dog bed and collapsed into mine. right as i was about to pass out, though, i felt it worm its way into my bed and curl up in my arms. dreamt i was flying.
when i woke up it was back in its own bed. it seems kinda embarrassed about it this morning. i guess cuddling is like third base for an angel or something.
hi all. it's been a while. let me explain why.
it started when i brought the angel to a house show a few weeks ago. i was kinda worried about the number of people, and it did spend most of the night hiding under my jacket, but it seemed like it was enjoying itself. got a lot of compliments on its halo.
i drank a few beers while we were there, and i got one for the angel too. once it figured out how to extract the beer from the can, it seemed to like it. we were both pretty drunk by the time we left, and it was being a lot clingier than usual. i guess angels are lightweights. figures.
when we got home it grabbed me by the hand and led me to the bathtub. it'd never done that before, but i figured it was just feeling grimy from the show. it was squirming around more than usual while i dug the dirt out of its back feathers, though, and when i was halfway done, i realized it had been fucking fingering itself the whole time.
now, i know what i said about getting struck by lightning and all that, but to be honest i was still pretty drunk at this point. so i did what any responsible intoxicated angel owner would do: i stopped grooming it, lifted it up by the hips, and ate it out until it was a trembling mess in the bottom of the tub.
so. do you want to know why i've been gone for a month? here's another question: did you know that angel cum is an extremely potent aphrodisiac? because i sure fucking didn't!! i got a mouthful of it and...honestly my memory is a little hazy but i'm pretty sure i spent a whole month fucking that stupid thing. not only is it a little wierdo, it's a pervert too.
at any rate, i haven't been smitten yet and i guess i've built up a tolerance to angel cum. the angel, for its part, doesn't seem particularly bothered about the whole situation. it's sleeping under my desk right now, with some conspicuously wet inner thighs. smug little bastard.
The "we shouldn't be doing this" as we're uncontrollably heavy breathing into each others mouths
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Something about a pretty girl convincing you for a quick round before bed that turns into her face down in the mattress, squirming and crying as you make her come over and over again. Another one won't hurt, will it? You can keep going, can't you pretty girl? Taking everything I give you so well. You asked for this, after all. Don't be regretful now, you begged me for this. You can keep going, give me another one, come for me again, sweet girl. Maybe then I'll be satisfied. You're so sweet, baby, suggesting this to tire me out.
honestly the best kind of dyke breaking is the best friend that’s a little too flirty but at first you assume it means nothing since you’re a lesbian and he’s just a friend. but then you start to enjoy how touchy your friendship becomes.
you play it off every time. oh cuddling on the sofa while watching a movie? that’s totally normal best friend behaviour. long hugs in the morning, wearing his hoodie to sleep, snuggling in bed. slowly but surely, he’s breaking down those walls and his hand slips a little lower on your hip, a slight brush of his fingertips under your shirt. it’s gradual but you notice, and you don’t do anything to stop it because you actually enjoy it. it’s exciting and you wanna see how far he’ll go.
soon enough you’re backing up into him, lingering a little too long in his embrace and when you feel his bulge against you. you break. you cave. you can’t take it anymore and you let him rub against you, let him dip his fingers into your panties and feel your soaking cunt. you let him rip them off and slide his dick against you. it’s okay you tell yourself, it’s just fun and he’s not going inside, you’re still a lesbian of course!
it’s fun, it’s just friends helping each other before it turns into deep kisses, more touches, his dick getting closer and closer to slipping inside. you cave again, begging him to fuck you and when he does, everything changes. you stop looking for women, why would you ever need a woman when you have your best friend. you’re not a lesbian anymore, you’re his dyke.
Cute part about being in a lesbian relationship is finding out that both me and my girlfriend have been getting dicked down by the same guy behind each other's back so you can finally join together and be a proper lesbian couple belonging to a man.
so happy that cheating is such a prevalent thing in dykebreaking spaces because yes, your lesbian identity and relationship with a woman will always be inferior to cock. you'll betray your girlfriend, your fiancée, your wife, just because your pussy knows what it needs. and you know there will come a time where you'll accept any and all disgusting, deranged men in order to fill that aching hole between your legs and in your life. it's inevitable. don't resist <3
thinking about hanging up a pride flag in my classroom so my fakeboy dyke student who gets bullied by all her classmates will ask to sit with me during lunch. perfect opportunity to rape that pussy until she's fixed.
nooooo don’t fuck me as a friend 🥴 don’t grope my tits from behind, bend me over the counter and fuck me when we’re hanging out 🥴 don’t teach me a lesson for teasing you all the time because i think you won’t act on it 🥴 i would hate that
Pinching your nose shut and using your throat like a fleshlight because the lack of oxygen combined with all that spit dripping down your tits as you gag makes you feel all dumb and dizzy and warm and fuzzy and nice. Let daddy make you a stupid, happy, messy little cocksleeve.
NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .
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cute needy cuntgirls neeed to dm me so we can enter a codependent, deeply intense and all consuming relationship, so we know everything about each others lives and send nudes and call all day everyday
a free use whore i can call pretty every single second and give her all the attention a good girl deserves