Call Me Stuntman Mike

[livid-lotus]

you can at least try to masturbate the depression away

[cvervo-deactivated20260126]

[dylan918819]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[dylan918819]

Too awkward to smile so I make weird faces instead.

[dylan918819]

your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing

*new problem appears*

me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K

[pissed-off-kids-in-the-90s]

[bigboppa01]

[handsomedogs]

My very beautiful boy! I know he was a little shaggy in these pics, blowing season is always rough for a wooly 😅

[thenarddog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I’m called out

[gservator]

I feel so attacked

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[wtfablz-deactivated20170925]

[mutual-attraction]

^

[svpphoe]

how many flannel until gf

[thequeenandherswan]

I’ve got 17….is that too many? Is it scaring away all the girls?

[dylan918819]

When you see it, REBLOG IT

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[comicbookfilms]