Hamartithia

Mackenzie Taylor 22 Canadian I like cats, books, tacos, aliens & lightning

[elidaddyy]

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[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[books-n-quotes]

“I will be your poet, I will be more to you than to any of the rest.”

— Walt Whitman, Selected Poems

[sexualsuggestion]

fuck me slowly so that I can feel every movement, every inch that I open up to you. Make me know that I’m yours and that every bit of my pleasure is because you’re letting me have it.

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[iguanamouth]

What's your favorite thing someone else drew?

definitely this

[biilionaire-deactivated20120728]

[r3adytogivetheprofile]

i will reblog this every time

[castielcampbell]

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

[idoitforyoulove-blog]

I just started crying.

[heysammi-blog]

I did this in the 5th grade. So many people laughed at me and told me I looked like a boy. I didn’t let it get to me because my grandmother told me I was absolutely perfect and kept her fighting. Proud granddaughter of a breast cancer survivor

[decision]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[yourbigsisnissi]

Destroy the idea that you have to be constantly working or grinding in order to be successful. Embrace the concept that rest, recovery, and reflection are essential parts of the progress towards a successful and ultimately happy life.

[passionsuggestions]

I can’t help but imagine living with you years from now. I want to wake up in the middle of the night to pull you closer and know that you are mine forever.

[gaminginsanity]

[scnofstark-deactivated20240430]

Evans are you ok?

[surprisebitch]

the last gif.. there’s no heterosexual explanation for it

[meanplastic]

[kenzietaaaylor]

if anyone else still plays Pokemon Go add me up 😂😂😂

[kenzietaaaylor]

Hi someone give me attention please

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[tatzelwurming]

@gothic-slug

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.