dylan go away

Virgo || Panromantic || Asexual || Gross

[completecuntrol]

[spectredeflector]

i love this color!!! its like glowsticks, or fireflies, or slime.

Iris Green mixed with Neon Moon from ArcticFox Hair Color.

*Iris Green is new, so enjoy this preview ;)

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[dylangoaway]

my edit...

message me if you find the source of the bg please !!

[dylangoaway]

hey guys I made a new blog - I'm still using this one to shit post but my new blog is more serious && it's a bunch of pastel pink shit so yeah go follow @sadferrets & I'll love u forever ty

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

[westsidegoons-deactivated201601]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[brownboysbrowneyes]

Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.

[meanplastic]

hate when this happens

[katesnewshittyblog-deactivated2]

i kept a meme folder all year and i just fuckin threw it into a photoshop file. this is the outcome.

[magicurl]

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

[fauxastrology]

new year, new memes

[g-ayyee]

Date someone who will

wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had

tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset

be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 

touch your butt 

offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no

watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them

let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 

stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you

share your love for dogs

talk about animals with you for hours 

make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought

reassure you that they care and will always be there for you

tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 

laugh with you 

claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

[jacketslutgerarcl]

@the-alien-space-witch

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[arreisofavalon]

So much reblog It’s very wow Can this Doge meme finally die now?

[wingsonghalo]

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

[rubbertplant]

in the vein of my 2014 post…

☆ MEMEORY LANE 2015 ☆

[memezoom]

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

[busy-tobeinlove]

this is literally the best post ever

[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[thespartzter-deactivated2017120]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

[jigglypuffsvevo]