Found a video of that time I tried wrestling... seems like the cameraman got distracted
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Found a video of that time I tried wrestling... seems like the cameraman got distracted
“But he’s older than you.”
God forbid I take care of the elderly.
If there was one thing Blaine detests about mowing lawns, it's how it makes everything green. Too green. It's the farthest thing from the required colors of the July holiday and he finds his shoes and legs easily stained with the color. The only positive side being that the yard looked ten times better, despite the different shades now obvious.
Having been bent over trying to brush stray grass from his legs when he hears Dylan approach, he only straightens with a wave, free hand clutching the shorts before they fell all the way down and also got stained. He didn't feel like dealing with cleaning Sam's clothes of grass stains on top of everything else.
And he could appreciate the view as Dylan gets closer. Well defined shoulders but a tiny waist, and a notable bulge that Blaine is open about staring at. It wasn't as if he was shy or unaware of how well packed the men of Lima were, but he could let the lustful feral mind of his rev into overdrive for a moment before bouncing back.
"Long time no see, Dylan!" Hugging back, shorts sagging so low he all but flashes the entire yard -- not that it would matter, but he's still quick to grab the waistline to avoid that from happening. "These are actually Sam's, but thank you." Giving a twist, glancing over his shoulder to his own ass, deciding the younger man is just offering a meaningful compliment instead of actually meaning it.
To him, the shorts were too straight and didn't do anything to his figure except expose more of it. Sam's body shape and his weren't par-for-par, as Sam was all muscle and Blaine had curves.
"I should probably change as I was just mowing the yard -- as you can see," he gestures grandly to the yard and then at the stains on his shoes and calves. "But you're free to make yourself at home. I'm sorry Grayson isn't here, it's just me for the moment."
Dylan beamed feeling Blaine’s arms around him, just taking a brief moment to enjoy the comforting warmth from the older man’s hug. He couldn’t help but look down a little as he was holding on and saw that ass being flashed, a little jealous of the ample rear end that gave his own a run for its money “Well Mr Evans, you and… Mr Evans both have good taste in shorts then” he said awkwardly, bitting his bottom lip a little as he let his malformed sentence just hang in the air.
He looked about the yard, the perfectly cut blades of grass filled the air with a comforting scent that was oddly soothing. He looked back down to see the stained shoes and smiled “Oh I totally can just wait out her for you Mr Evans, and don’t worry about Grayson not being here… you’re cool enoguh to hang with” he playfully patted the other man’s arm with a little twinkle in his eyes “But yeah, go change into something else… something that shows off all this awesomeness” he gestured at Blaine’s body, his eyes holding on the hairline that went down into those shorts for just a moment longer than he probably should.
With a little trademark flourish, Dylan spun about and headed for one of the big outside deck chairs that were on the patio and happily climbed on, laying there on his stomach with his ample behind just lifted up ever so lightly “See, I can wait right here for ya to come back… and keep my eye out for anyone else to turn up, make sure they’re all welcomed while you clean up” he leaned up a little “I mean… or you could just take advantage of the clothing optional thing. I’m sure no one would mind in the slightest seeing you walking around with everything just hanging out” he bit his lip, trying to look innocent which was basically impossible.
Now I just think you're buttering me up because you want something. Seeing as compliments get you places a lot better than not. And I can only take a wild guess on what that something is.
I swear I'm totally not buttering you up cos I want something, just saying the truth... but, I mean I am curious what your guess would be because I wouldn't say no to whatever you're offering me for being such a cool kid who thinks his dad's got a great ass.
who was the worst fuck you've ever had and why?
Oh god... the one time I tried topping went pretty bad. Was just some guy, I don't remember his name (because... god, no, no no no) and I tried to top but I tried to be all sexy and just slip it in but I kept missing the hole and I couldn't get a good rhythm and once I finally got it all in apparently I was too thick and... it was bad, like seriously bad. Like, the only holes my cock can go in from now on are mouth holes because I just can't even.
Well then -- very nice of you to notice, and now I'm flattered to know someone of your age is still seeing it as that and not something well spent. I'm very well enjoying tapping yours over vice-versa, so no need to go that far!
Dad, no one thinks you're spent. All the guys my age totally would give their left nut to fuck you or be fucked by you, you're awesome. I like it when you tap mine too so yeah, we don't need to go that far but know that I would cos you have a great butt... your cocks better, but the butt is awesome
I appreciate that, kiddo. But this old thing isn't half as good as it used to be when I was your age.
Hey, no. Dad, you have an amazing butt, even now. It's big and firm and muscular, you've totally got a killer ass that anyone would want to bury their face in... hell if I wasn't such a power bottom, I'd be tapping that, that's how good that ass is.
who was your first? And were they memorable to live up to or have you found better since?
Oh god, my first was so awkward. It was this guy I was on a gymnastics team with, Jacob. I just turned 17 like a few months ago and we were off at a big event, I got first and he got second so we celebrated with... uh, not drinking, totally not raiding the minibar or anything but by the time the night was done I knew what a cock felt like in my hole and knew I was gonna be hooked on it. They were a lot to live up to cos we were both so new that we just tried everything but... yeah, yeah I found better since. I haven't found more flexible though, we got ourselves into positions I don't think anyone else could do.
How big a dick do you want to get railed by?
I'm a bit of a believer in taking all dicks, big and small; they all have something worth taking, but... god damn I love big ones, 10 is kind of the high end for me and hits the sweet spot just right, so that's the upper limits of what I can take all the way and what I really want to be railed by most of the time. 12 is nice, but boy, you can only take that once a night, right? Though I did see a documentary about a guy with a 14.5 inch dick and that... that'd be a challenge worth trying
ASK ME STUFF!
Do you prefer to spank or be spanked?
I’m a fan of both! But it always depends on the context behind each one ( ba-dum-dum tss ) on what’ll get me going quickest.
If I’m receiving, I get going for an older man or someone in my age bracket. Especially for roleplay, kinky punishment, in-the-moment possessive, and TPE. Haven’t been able to take the younger generation seriously when on the receiving end.
But I can give it real good. Ask Dylan. He’s experienced it a few times, so he would know.
Can confirm, Dad gives really good spanks... really good, like I think my ass swole a little one time because of one particularly powerful spanking session, it was freaking hot.
In your opinion, which of your friends/family has the best ass and who has the best cock?
The Lil’ Dyl’ ( @dylankarofsky ) has the best ass. He inherited the Hummel genes for that. And it’s working for him.
Cooper Anderson ( @thecoopreturns ) and Finn ( @coachhudson ) have the best cocks I’ve had the pleasure in pleasuring though. So if you’re needing recommendations, take that into consideration. You won’t be disappointed.
Heck yeah it works for me, I gotta keep up to the Hummel lineage of assiness... your butts a lot to live up to after all. One of these days my butt might even be as good as yours!
dryhumping is a lost art.
Naked and alone, Blaine’s mind had been permitted to wander aimlessly where he can stare longingly out the second floor window at the grandiose backyard. The grass was getting so long now that it was spilling over onto the patio stone floor, and he has to remind himself that it wasn’t an assigned job in the Evans household on who mowed it, just that it needed to get done before getting out of control. And with Cooper back in town, he hadn’t seen much of anything except the coffee shop and the marvel that was his ceiling.
Inwardly muttering as he pulls one of Sam’s neglected board shorts on, forgoing underwear, and fishes out his phone, deciding he better ask his neighbors this now before willingly getting sunburnt in the summer sun.
[ OUTGOING TEXT → HOT NEIGHBOR 🔥 ]
📲 — This may be a presumptuous question, but to hell with it.
📲 — What are the July 4th plans for everyone? Because I was considering throwing a BBQ as Sam and I have the best seat for viewing fireworks from this yard.
📲 — Consider clothes optional. 😉
📲 — Unless you’d prefer clothes, then by all means. No judgement! Come as you are. Multiple times if you feel up to it!
Self-deprecating himself under his breath after pressing send, he braves leaving Cooper’s guest bedroom to make the trip downstairs for shoes before finally making it to the backyard. Sam’s shorts hanging low on his hips, barely clinging as is, he lets them sag low, the ghost of a happy trail from navel to the hinted at trimmed hair below the waistline of said shorts.
Dylan was just trying to relax as much as he could given the heat, laying on his bed wearing nothing but a smile and a half-damp towel that was lazily draped over his chest while he looked through his phone. He was just a little bored, not really sure what to do when the message came through and he slowly sat up in bed, looking over it with a little grin as he thought for a moment. The idea of just strutting over to the Evans house completely naked was enticing, it wouldn’t be the first time Dylan had walked from his house to someone elses without a stitch on but he knew he had something that he never really got to wear that he wanted to try.
📲 — A BBQ sounds fun Mr Evans. I’m totally down to cum
📲 — *come
📲 —…no, actually, I totally meant cum
He grinned cheekily before slipping over to his wardrobe and riffling through it, pulling out the item he was looking for. The tiniest men’s thong he had ever bought with the design of the american flag emblazoned on it, he slipped into it making sure the string in the back was just perfectly placed between his cheeks. He checked himself in the mirror quickly “Oh yeah, that’s one patriotic slut” he exclaimed proudly before grabbing a blue baseball hat to slip on and grabbing a bottle of sunscreen before making his way out of his house and around to the Evans home.
He walked around the side and into the backyard, beaming upon seeing Blaine in a pair of shorts that anyone with eyes could tell were not meant for his specific body shape “Hey Mr Evans, Happy 4th of July” he said happily as he headed over to give the man a hug “This was totally an awesome plan of yours, so cool of you to set this up” he said, before stepping back a little and just look over the man “Nice shorts by the way… they really make your ass look awesome, not that it needed their help”
No I don't pick this photo pose to I can flex and show off the guns and I resent the accusation
cumming inside, getting hard after and cumming inside again >>> 🥺