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[dylanwalkerx]

liz, you suck

[dylanwalkerx]

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I love me missus. Even when she’s not looking.

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[alnorton]

I don’t know, you’re pretty mean sometimes.

[dylanwalkerx]

Am not!

[alnorton]

Yeah?

[dylanwalkerx]

You don’t believe me? 

[rykerdnt]

I know it can be a little overwhelming being in the presence of such greatness but you’ll get used to it eventually.

[dylanwalkerx]

[alnorton]

I— … Alright.

[dylanwalkerx]

Babe, I love you.

[alnorton]

Nuuu, I want love! Gimme love!!

[dylanwalkerx]

Maybe....later.

[alnorton]

What?? Why no love?

[dylanwalkerx]

You don’t want any...?

[rykerdnt]

Are you kidding me?! That name is synonymous with greatness.

[dylanwalkerx]

Okay there...

[rykerdnt]

Congrats on your win, dude.

So, if it’s a boy, you’re naming him Ryker, right?

[dylanwalkerx]

Hell no. That’s a dumb name. 

[alnorton]

Leave me alone!!

[dylanwalkerx]

Well...alright, no love for you...

[rykerdnt]

If you can call that winning…

[dylanwalkerx]

It’s winning. 

[alnorton]

Nothing! I hate you!

[dylanwalkerx]

Alright babe, whatever you say.

[rykerdnt]

Yeah because by the time I have kids, yours will be in junior high.

[dylanwalkerx]

I guess I win for having kids first. 

[alnorton]

—Ugh!!

[dylanwalkerx]

What?

[rykerdnt]

Damn, either the universe was working against you or you have some really powerful swimmers.

Would not! I do have a niece, ya know? A niece that I’ve babysat loads of times and I never lost her.

[dylanwalkerx]

Dickhead, you know. Karma’s going to hit you like a bitch and my kid’s going to be hella faster than yours with crawling. 

[rykerdnt]

Yeah…that’s not how it works. I actually know what protection is and I’m not a moron. I still better be the godparent though.

[dylanwalkerx]

Alaska was on the pill, Ry. 

Nah, you’d fucking loose it in a day.