heart turns black

Dylan White | Femmé "Good for you, girl. Now we're going to play this one to the death."                         she's the giggle at a funeral

[classg-disaster]

I’m not bugged. I genuinely don’t give a shit if you eat or not.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

You don't seem like you're not bugged. I'm getting buggy vibes. 

[prudenceowens-blog]

"Would a please kill you?”

[dylanxwhite-blog]

"Mm... Yeah, probably." 

[judeowens]

Then you just need to break it with a healthy food binge.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

That... that just might work. 

[edenscove]

Did you have a nightmare where you were being chased by tacos? 

[dylanxwhite-blog]

...No. I just woke up and the craving wasn't there. 

[judeowens]

Self-discipline finally kicking in?

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Trust me, this isn't something I want. 

[halesrps]

[dylanxwhite-blog]

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Annie Thelen (So Weird)

“Oh, by the way, there’s a rabbit in your fridge.”

[twistedtodd]

                 You’re not getting the fucking point, are you? God— just— take your hot rain and get away from me. Hell— I bet you aren’t even fun to drink with anyway.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

If the point was the make you frustrated, then I got it. 

I'm plenty fun to drink with. 

[prudenceowens-blog]

"I’m still not buying your tacos."

[dylanxwhite-blog]

"Damn it! Buy a taco!" 

[classg-disaster]

At this point you’ve been so picky that I don’t give a shit if you starve yourself. But sure, a taco salad.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Starving doesn't sound fun. Bugging you has been fun, though.

[sophiapetrillos-deactivated2020]

An empty chair is not an open invite for you to sit.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Wow. I'm sorry, are you waiting for someone? 

[twistedtodd]

C’mon. You know that’s not what I meant— now you’re just tryin’ to soften the blow. Hot rain clouds— god damn. Hot rain clouds. What are you gonna come up with next? Cold sun? Warm snow? Temperate hurricanes?

[dylanxwhite-blog]

I take it you've never been to New Mexico. It only gets down to 85 degrees when it rains. Hot rain. 

[twistedtodd]

And you’re about as hot as one. C’mon— I wasn’t even being sarcastic there.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Sure it wasn't. You can have heat and rain clouds at the same time, so thanks. 

[twistedtodd]

Well, they don’t call me the Sunshine of Birdcage for nothin’.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Well, that seems like obvious sarcasm, since you're about as sunny as a rain cloud. 

[twistedtodd]

                               And thank fuck for that. I was beginning to worry I’d accidentally married a bitch. Good to clear that one up.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Man, I am so glad I spoke to you. Really, it's improved my day so much. So much.

[twistedtodd]

Are you just going to sit there, or are you going to pour me a drink?

[dylanxwhite-blog]

I'm not your mother and I'm not your wife; you got two hands, pour yourself a drink, booboo.

[blacksheepharteve]

M-maybe you’re sick? I hope not but that could be the case, ah, or something. I couldn’t imagine waking up and n-not wanting tea. Which I feel could be on the same l-level as you and your tacos…

[dylanxwhite-blog]

That could honestly be the problem. I mean, really. It's tacos! How do I not want tacos!? 

[ladyvigatz]

Chemistry? What does that entail? Eh, the art of disguise. 

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Unspecified chemistry. The art of disguise? What does that entail?