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[ravenvalent]

Actually, the Chinese food here isn’t bad. But then again, I don’t come into people’s workplaces and insult them, so perhaps we have different tastes. Did you need something?

[twistedtodd]

               I've heard it's kind of unprofessional to berate the exact people you're trying to protect. You think I'd be out, talking to the likes of you, if I didn't have jack to talk about? People in this town just keep getting dumber and dumber. Thought we had an understanding. What I would appreciate, though, is if you were to do your job and keep this hellhole marginally quiet-- that is your job, right?

[ravenvalent]

Welcome to the Bird Cage Sheriff’s Department! How may I—

Sorry, that was lunch. What can I help you with?

[twistedtodd]

I hope you realise how fucking disgusting that was.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

I take it you’ve never been to New Mexico. It only gets down to 85 degrees when it rains. Hot rain. 

[twistedtodd]

                 You're not getting the fucking point, are you? God-- just-- take your hot rain and get away from me. Hell-- I bet you aren't even fun to drink with anyway.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Sure it wasn’t. You can have heat and rain clouds at the same time, so thanks. 

[twistedtodd]

C'mon. You know that's not what I meant-- now you're just tryin' to soften the blow. Hot rain clouds-- god damn. Hot rain clouds. What are you gonna come up with next? Cold sun? Warm snow? Temperate hurricanes?

[edenscove]

This is the liquor store, not the bar. I can’t really go around pouring people drinks in here. 

[twistedtodd]

            Good t'know. Caring, however, is another story. You couldn't even spare a drink?

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Well, that seems like obvious sarcasm, since you’re about as sunny as a rain cloud. 

[twistedtodd]

And you're about as hot as one. C'mon-- I wasn't even being sarcastic there.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

Man, I am so glad I spoke to you. Really, it’s improved my day so much. So much.

[twistedtodd]

Well, they don't call me the Sunshine of Birdcage for nothin'.

[blacksheepharteve]

I don’t actually, um, work here. Is everything alright? You seem, ah, unimpressed? 

[twistedtodd]

Well, uh, I didn't ask you if you worked here. I asked you to get me a drink. I'm peachy. But could really do with that drink now, if you're havin' second thoughts. 'Cause if not, your presence is literally gonna make me shoot someone. Namely, you.

[dylanxwhite-blog]

I’m not your mother and I’m not your wife; you got two hands, pour yourself a drink, booboo.

[twistedtodd]

                               And thank fuck for that. I was beginning to worry I'd accidentally married a bitch. Good to clear that one up.

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[twistedtodd]

Are you just going to sit there, or are you going to pour me a drink?