...But call me Destructive Lassy.

"I don't know how y'all found me, but I might as well entertain your nonsense."

[dynamiteanarchist]

”Hm?”

"....You...want to ask me stuff? Y'all...sure ya ain't cops?" "....Alright then. But if I see one of y'all DARE to lift a finger at me, I'll BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS!"

Welcome to the Destructive Lassy roleplay account!! Before you interact, some things to know about. Destructive Lassy is a Problem Sleuth OC I have. As such, this blog may contain spoilers for the comic. DL is a very violent, chaotic, and rude criminal in the Imaginary World Problem Sleuth takes place in. She has a hatred for capitalism, rich people, and cops. I plan to expand her further but for now, this is what you get. BEFORE YOU SEND ASKS: -Please no NSFW asks. While the character is an adult, I am a minor. -Please do not interact if you are a bigot, radqueer, or ship in//cest or p///do stuff. It makes me uncomfortable. -Other roleplay blogs (even ones from other fandoms are free to interact! In fact, I encourage it!! -There may be art on this blog! Depends on how I feel. Also my main is @hopethesillyheartwitch so yeah go check that outtttt

[dynamiteanarchist]

Anyways ya think I should return that Hungry Hungry Hippos game back to Death? Ya think they ever noticed? Honestly I just saw it and didn’t really think too much about it (I was too busy gettin back to my wife and husband).

But also I like playing it with you it’s very fun and that’s why I still keep it :)

-Weasel Jester

"Nah, I bet they have a copy." "Also I enjoy playing it with ya, too!"

[dynamiteanarchist]

No no I think Wolf Bard’s right with this one I think getting you to stop saying freaky things is like trying to teach a fish to live out of water.

Which is to say it’s impossible but I wish it could be done I care about ya but I just want ya to stop saying odd shit unprovoked

but i still love ya (you’re still my best friend)

-Weasel Jester

"Technically, a fish CAN live out of water....if it's a mutant or a fish with a robot core or a zombie fish, and all of that stuff." "You're also my bestie even if you're stupid-"

[dynamiteanarchist]

-🌻

[dynamiteanarchist]

I just need you to consider thinking before you speak for once in your life. Then again that’s like asking Sleuth to not be kind of a prick so I don’t think I can possibly win without having an aneurysm

-Wolf Bard

"Nuh uh."

[dynamiteanarchist]

I hate the fact I’m not even surprised, nor am I surprised you and Sleuth both piss on things for some GPI forbidden reason.

The fact I haven’t told Miss Dame about either of you doing this is shocking honestly

-Wolf Bard

"I'm pretty sure she has more reasons to hate me than the fact I pee on flowers, but go ahead and tell her....I like it when she gets mad at me and tries to kill me, I find it hot of her...~" "but don't tell her I said that-"

[dynamiteanarchist]

Lassy be nice >:( also why are you even in people’s gardens?

Do I like. Have to make a garden so you stop breaking in to other people’s gardens? (I dunno how to even phrase that haha) (also that’s a joke I don’t think I could make a garden on my own. Maybe Wolf Bard knows how to make a garden he probably has one)

-Weasel Jester

"I like breaking into rich peoples houses and thrashing them!!! They all look so....fake and wrong."

"also I like to pee on the flowers to spite the rich pricks."

[dynamiteanarchist]

Well.

I’d never stab anyone with my shovel, why would I do a silly thing like that?

HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT CEASE YOUR TOMFOOLERY I MAY HAVE TO.

-🌻

"You do realize I have a gun and a knife, right?"

[dynamiteanarchist]

In turn, she scowls.

ARGH! NO YOU WILL NOT. HOW OUTRAGEOUS.

-🌻

"Oh nooo!! Are you gonna stab me with your shovel? I'm so scarrreddd!!"

[dynamiteanarchist]

Do you like carving pumpkins? It’s really fun, I’m tellin’ you! And rather stress relieving! -🔑

"No, but now that ya think about it...I could use 'em for target practice!"

[dynamiteanarchist]

STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU MENACE!!!!!!!!!

-🌻

[She smirks.] "I'll do whatever I want in ya garden, Ms. Prissy Pants! >:)"

[dynamiteanarchist]

r u a girl kisser?

"I mean, I don't try to hide it."

[dynamiteanarchist]

That doesn’t even LOOK like me. THIS looks like me if I was a stupid orange kite (the kite is orange trust me)

The things I do for your entertainment (this is a joke I like doin this for you)

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" "OH MY GPI THIS IS WONDERFUL. THIS IS WONDERFUL."

[dynamiteanarchist]

”STUPID ORANGE KITE” NUH UH I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS

Also if you put the two sleuths in a room what do you think they’d do. Ya gotta do this for science Lassy ya gottttttttttaaaaaaaa

-Weasel Jester

"Nonsense, this IS what ya look like." "Also, if I put the two Sleuths in the room, they would attempt to kill each other and then make out."

[dynamiteanarchist]

Yay!!!!!!! :)

Also Lassy what do you mean two sleuth shaped elephants in the room I looked away for a few hours what did you do

-Weasel Jester

"Well....we got normal Problem Sleuth....and now we got this emo looking Problem Sleuth called Peccant Scofflaw...apparently, she wants me to join something called The Scoundrels??? I don't know why." "Also I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, YOU STUPID ORANGE KITE."

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Unrelated to the....current two sleuths shapped elephants in the room..." "Finally tried out that Ice Cream Weasel Jester gave me." "Not bad if I say so myself."

[dynamiteanarchist]

WHY ARE THERE TWO PROBLEM SLEUTHS NOW WHAT THE FUCK

-Wolf Bard

"I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE I'M RESPONSABLE?!"