...But call me Destructive Lassy.

"I don't know how y'all found me, but I might as well entertain your nonsense."

[dynamiteanarchist]

”Hm?”

"....You...want to ask me stuff? Y'all...sure ya ain't cops?" "....Alright then. But if I see one of y'all DARE to lift a finger at me, I'll BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS!"

Welcome to the Destructive Lassy roleplay account!! Before you interact, some things to know about. Destructive Lassy is a Problem Sleuth OC I have. As such, this blog may contain spoilers for the comic. DL is a very violent, chaotic, and rude criminal in the Imaginary World Problem Sleuth takes place in. She has a hatred for capitalism, rich people, and cops. I plan to expand her further but for now, this is what you get. BEFORE YOU SEND ASKS: -Please no NSFW asks. While the character is an adult, I am a minor. -Please do not interact if you are a bigot, radqueer, or ship in//cest or p///do stuff. It makes me uncomfortable. -Other roleplay blogs (even ones from other fandoms are free to interact! In fact, I encourage it!! -There may be art on this blog! Depends on how I feel. Also my main is @hopethesillyheartwitch so yeah go check that outtttt

[jestingmustelid]

"Okay I feel bad. Have an image of a small mini you." -Destructive Lassy

“Awwwwwwww a little baby!!!!!”

“Also please don’t feel bad :( I didn’t know those jokes were really annoying you, I won’t make ‘em again I promise”

“… wait a minute what does that image mean by ‘smelly visitor’-”

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Nah, most of my "anger" was just exageration. It's just. I don't like it when you make those jokes about me WITH Sleuth. I have a reputation to uphold, y'know?"

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”

-Weasel Jester

”SHUT. UP.”

@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”

[pulchritudesepulcher]

Um.

Haha. Whoops. Looks like I gotta case right about now. Uh. Gotta go!

[dynamiteanarchist]

“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-“

[pulchritudesepulcher]

I- Hey!! Let go of me! This isn’t hardboiled at all!

[dynamiteanarchist]

"I WILL PERSONALLY BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT AND PEE ON IT."

[pulchritudesepulcher]

Peein’ on things is suppose’ta my thing…

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Hey we can share."

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”

-Weasel Jester

”SHUT. UP.”

@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”

[pulchritudesepulcher]

Um.

Haha. Whoops. Looks like I gotta case right about now. Uh. Gotta go!

[dynamiteanarchist]

“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-“

[pulchritudesepulcher]

I- Hey!! Let go of me! This isn’t hardboiled at all!

[dynamiteanarchist]

"I WILL PERSONALLY BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT AND PEE ON IT."

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”

-Weasel Jester

”SHUT. UP.”

@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”

[jestingmustelid]

“HEY YOU’RE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF, YOU’RE THE ONE FALLING PERFECTLY INTO THESE JOKES”

“But also I specifically meant it’s true about you being gay, not you being gay with the detective. That’s on you for assuming.”

[dynamiteanarchist]

"THINK OF IT THIS WAY, BATMAN." "Imagine if everytime you talked to your annoying screechy husband, not even in a romantic way just a casual conversation, I broke the walls of physics by no-clipping through the walls just to call you a homosexual. AND. This happens EVERY TIME you talk to him." "Wouldn't YOU lose your mind as well?"

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”

-Weasel Jester

”SHUT. UP.”

@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”

[pulchritudesepulcher]

Um.

Haha. Whoops. Looks like I gotta case right about now. Uh. Gotta go!

[dynamiteanarchist]

“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-“

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”

-Weasel Jester

”SHUT. UP.”

@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”

[dynamiteanarchist]

Lassy! I got somethin’ to show ya!

LO AND BEHOLD. -🔑

“….Is that supposed to be me?”

[pulchritudesepulcher]

Yeah, it is!

[dynamiteanarchist]

”….I….I love it, honestly.”

[dynamiteanarchist]

Lassy! I got somethin’ to show ya!

LO AND BEHOLD. -🔑

“….Is that supposed to be me?”

[dynamiteanarchist]

“I know what you aaaaaaaaaaaaaare :) and I know you like herrrrrrrrrr :)”

-Weasel Jester

"On the one hand, SHUT UP. On the other hand....yeah I ain't got an excuse."

[pulchritudesepulcher]

"This is for you. Only because Weasel Jester forced me to." -Destructive Lassy

:oo D’aww, thank you so much!!

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Yeah yeah, whatever."

[jestingmustelid]

“I told you she’d like havin’ another pumpkin :) I was riiiiiiiiiiiiight :)”

[dynamiteanarchist]

"SHUSH-"

[pulchritudesepulcher]

"This is for you. Only because Weasel Jester forced me to." -Destructive Lassy

:oo D’aww, thank you so much!!

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Yeah yeah, whatever."

[dynamiteanarchist]

“Y’think I should keep at least one of these to give to Sleuth? I know she likes pumpkins (don’t know why cuz they’re still gross but still) and I think she’d like havin’ one.”

-Weasel Jester

"She already has enough of 'em. Get real."

[dynamiteanarchist]

“Hey Lassy, you remember when you said pumpkins are good for target practice?”

“What if. What if we did target practice on pumpkins together. Cuz last time I only had bricks.”

“Oh and I still got bags of candy corn for us to shoot if you still wanna do that.”

-Weasel Jester

"HELL YEAH!!!! It's gonna be the best time EVER!!"

[dynamiteanarchist]

“Well now that we’re talkin about it. Do you think the detectives would be good weasels? I think my daughter would be an excellent weasel.”

“I also think your wife would be a good weasel :)”

-Weasel Jester

"If ya wanna find out, maybe use your imagination! I think it'd be ESPECIALLY hilarious to see Sleuth flailing about like a weasel in the headlights!"

[dynamiteanarchist]

“Also speakin of weasels I suppose: I think you’d make an excellent weasel :)”

-Weasel Jester

"Heh, maybe I'd be more sneaky if I was one. >:)"

[jestingmustelid]

"What if I was an EVIL cat? >:)"

-Destructive Lassy

“I’d still love ya and you’d still be my best friend :)”

[dynamiteanarchist]

"Awww....and I'd still love ya if you were an Evil Weasel."