”Hm?”
"....You...want to ask me stuff? Y'all...sure ya ain't cops?" "....Alright then. But if I see one of y'all DARE to lift a finger at me, I'll BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS!"

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@dynamiteanarchist
”Hm?”
"....You...want to ask me stuff? Y'all...sure ya ain't cops?" "....Alright then. But if I see one of y'all DARE to lift a finger at me, I'll BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS!"
Anyways ya think I should return that Hungry Hungry Hippos game back to Death? Ya think they ever noticed? Honestly I just saw it and didn’t really think too much about it (I was too busy gettin back to my wife and husband).
But also I like playing it with you it’s very fun and that’s why I still keep it :)
-Weasel Jester
"Nah, I bet they have a copy." "Also I enjoy playing it with ya, too!"
No no I think Wolf Bard’s right with this one I think getting you to stop saying freaky things is like trying to teach a fish to live out of water.
Which is to say it’s impossible but I wish it could be done I care about ya but I just want ya to stop saying odd shit unprovoked
but i still love ya (you’re still my best friend)
-Weasel Jester
"Technically, a fish CAN live out of water....if it's a mutant or a fish with a robot core or a zombie fish, and all of that stuff." "You're also my bestie even if you're stupid-"
-🌻
I just need you to consider thinking before you speak for once in your life. Then again that’s like asking Sleuth to not be kind of a prick so I don’t think I can possibly win without having an aneurysm
-Wolf Bard
"Nuh uh."
I hate the fact I’m not even surprised, nor am I surprised you and Sleuth both piss on things for some GPI forbidden reason.
The fact I haven’t told Miss Dame about either of you doing this is shocking honestly
-Wolf Bard
"I'm pretty sure she has more reasons to hate me than the fact I pee on flowers, but go ahead and tell her....I like it when she gets mad at me and tries to kill me, I find it hot of her...~" "but don't tell her I said that-"
Lassy be nice >:( also why are you even in people’s gardens?
Do I like. Have to make a garden so you stop breaking in to other people’s gardens? (I dunno how to even phrase that haha) (also that’s a joke I don’t think I could make a garden on my own. Maybe Wolf Bard knows how to make a garden he probably has one)
-Weasel Jester
"I like breaking into rich peoples houses and thrashing them!!! They all look so....fake and wrong."
"also I like to pee on the flowers to spite the rich pricks."
Well.
I’d never stab anyone with my shovel, why would I do a silly thing like that?
HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT CEASE YOUR TOMFOOLERY I MAY HAVE TO.
-🌻
"You do realize I have a gun and a knife, right?"
In turn, she scowls.
ARGH! NO YOU WILL NOT. HOW OUTRAGEOUS.
-🌻
"Oh nooo!! Are you gonna stab me with your shovel? I'm so scarrreddd!!"
Do you like carving pumpkins? It’s really fun, I’m tellin’ you! And rather stress relieving! -🔑
"No, but now that ya think about it...I could use 'em for target practice!"
STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU MENACE!!!!!!!!!
-🌻
[She smirks.] "I'll do whatever I want in ya garden, Ms. Prissy Pants! >:)"
r u a girl kisser?
"I mean, I don't try to hide it."
That doesn’t even LOOK like me. THIS looks like me if I was a stupid orange kite (the kite is orange trust me)
The things I do for your entertainment (this is a joke I like doin this for you)
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" "OH MY GPI THIS IS WONDERFUL. THIS IS WONDERFUL."
”STUPID ORANGE KITE” NUH UH I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS
Also if you put the two sleuths in a room what do you think they’d do. Ya gotta do this for science Lassy ya gottttttttttaaaaaaaa
-Weasel Jester
"Nonsense, this IS what ya look like." "Also, if I put the two Sleuths in the room, they would attempt to kill each other and then make out."
Yay!!!!!!! :)
Also Lassy what do you mean two sleuth shaped elephants in the room I looked away for a few hours what did you do
-Weasel Jester
"Well....we got normal Problem Sleuth....and now we got this emo looking Problem Sleuth called Peccant Scofflaw...apparently, she wants me to join something called The Scoundrels??? I don't know why." "Also I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, YOU STUPID ORANGE KITE."
"Unrelated to the....current two sleuths shapped elephants in the room..." "Finally tried out that Ice Cream Weasel Jester gave me." "Not bad if I say so myself."
WHY ARE THERE TWO PROBLEM SLEUTHS NOW WHAT THE FUCK
-Wolf Bard
"I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE I'M RESPONSABLE?!"