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@jestingmustelid
“Howdy there!!”
“You wanna ask me things? Well how could I say no to that? Ask away!!”
ooc: I FINALLY DID IT THE WEASEL JESTER RP BLOG IS FINALLY REAL!!!!! Anyways hi I’m Dusk, this is an rp blog for my Problem Sleuth oc, Weasel Jester. Once again my only rules are no nsfw asks, if you’re a creep I’ll block you, and as long as you aren’t a jerk we’ll be fine.
Tag Key:
🪄- talking tag
🪻- question tag
🎠- reblog tag
💙- ooc tag
also my main is @dusk-hollow yippee!!!
"Okay I feel bad. Have an image of a small mini you." -Destructive Lassy
“Awwwwwwww a little baby!!!!!”
“Also please don’t feel bad :( I didn’t know those jokes were really annoying you, I won’t make ‘em again I promise”
“… wait a minute what does that image mean by ‘smelly visitor’-”
"Nah, most of my "anger" was just exageration. It's just. I don't like it when you make those jokes about me WITH Sleuth. I have a reputation to uphold, y'know?"
“Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see. Still, I’m really sorry for not noticing sooner, Lassy. I promise I won’t do it again.”
"Okay I feel bad. Have an image of a small mini you." -Destructive Lassy
“Awwwwwwww a little baby!!!!!”
“Also please don’t feel bad :( I didn’t know those jokes were really annoying you, I won’t make ‘em again I promise”
“… wait a minute what does that image mean by ‘smelly visitor’-”
“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”
-Weasel Jester
”SHUT. UP.”
@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”
Um.
Haha. Whoops. Looks like I gotta case right about now. Uh. Gotta go!
“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-“
“I’m sorry (not really) but in my defense it’s funny and true”
-Weasel Jester
”SHUT. UP.”
@pulchritudesepulcher “Can you come over here and set the record straight?!”
“HEY YOU’RE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF, YOU’RE THE ONE FALLING PERFECTLY INTO THESE JOKES”
“But also I specifically meant it’s true about you being gay, not you being gay with the detective. That’s on you for assuming.”
“I know what you aaaaaaaaaaaaaare :) and I know you like herrrrrrrrrr :)”
-Weasel Jester
"On the one hand, SHUT UP. On the other hand....yeah I ain't got an excuse."
“Yeah you don’t, you ain’t good at hidin’ how ya feel. And also it’s just true you are gay”
"This is for you. Only because Weasel Jester forced me to." -Destructive Lassy
:oo D’aww, thank you so much!!
"Yeah yeah, whatever."
“I told you she’d like havin’ another pumpkin :) I was riiiiiiiiiiiiight :)”
"SHUSH-"
“Hehehehehehhehehehehehe :)”
"This is for you. Only because Weasel Jester forced me to." -Destructive Lassy
:oo D’aww, thank you so much!!
"Yeah yeah, whatever."
“I told you she’d like havin’ another pumpkin :) I was riiiiiiiiiiiiight :)”
“Y’think I should keep at least one of these to give to Sleuth? I know she likes pumpkins (don’t know why cuz they’re still gross but still) and I think she’d like havin’ one.”
-Weasel Jester
"She already has enough of 'em. Get real."
”Well it’s still nice to try and offer one >:( maybe she’d like to have another. ‘Sides we got enough pumpkins to shoot, it’ll be fine to at least offer one to her if she wants it”
“Also jokes on you, I’m already real >:p”
“Hey Lassy, you remember when you said pumpkins are good for target practice?”
“What if. What if we did target practice on pumpkins together. Cuz last time I only had bricks.”
“Oh and I still got bags of candy corn for us to shoot if you still wanna do that.”
-Weasel Jester
"HELL YEAH!!!! It's gonna be the best time EVER!!"
“They will finally get what they deserve >:)”
“Well now that we’re talkin about it. Do you think the detectives would be good weasels? I think my daughter would be an excellent weasel.”
“I also think your wife would be a good weasel :)”
-Weasel Jester
"If ya wanna find out, maybe use your imagination! I think it'd be ESPECIALLY hilarious to see Sleuth flailing about like a weasel in the headlights!"
“I couldn’t do that! Not without preparing them first, and also seein if they’d wanna do that in the first place.”
“But also seein Sleuth flail around would be kinda funny.”
“Also speakin of weasels I suppose: I think you’d make an excellent weasel :)”
-Weasel Jester
"Heh, maybe I'd be more sneaky if I was one. >:)"
“You could be, us weasels can be quite good at sneaking.”
"What if I was an EVIL cat? >:)"
-Destructive Lassy
“I’d still love ya and you’d still be my best friend :)”
"Awww....and I'd still love ya if you were an Evil Weasel."
“Yay!!!!!!!”
"What if I was an EVIL cat? >:)"
-Destructive Lassy
“I’d still love ya and you’d still be my best friend :)”
“Always remember that this is how I look at you always”
-Weasel Jester
"Are you every Weasel in the world?"
“Of course not! There’s always only one Weasel Jester that’ll be your friend.”
“Well I guess except… Infinite Weasel Jester… does he even count as me or is he kinda just his own being? I mean I suppose that question can extend to GPI but…”
“Wait what were we talkin’ about?”
“Look Lassy, it’s me :)”
-Weasel Jester
"Yup! Looking Weasel as ever!"
“Hooray!!!!”
“This just in, folks! All of the detectives are actually eggs. More on this as we get it :)”
@dynamiteanarchist “lassy looooooooooook”
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" @pulchritudesepulcher "YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!"
This is just gettin’ ridiculous now…
"It's true though."
“Sorry detective, but the evidence doesn’t lie”
