Allons-y!

[dappledwithshadow]

Barn Owls

Photos by Ryan Bourbour

[arroz-con-yolo]

oh she ate

[maythray]

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

[maythray]

like to play with my things

[maythray]

genuinely the worst set of tags ive ever recieved on a post. wow.

[wormstuff]

before you burn me at the stake:

[maythray]

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[thememedaddy]

[delilahkatherine]

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

[elfbymoonlight]

actually so based

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[jasper-rolls]

looking up a character on the disney wiki

Buddy

Character Bio

Buddy is a funny little mouse. He is Princess Susie's best friend, and helps her when she is in trouble. His favorite food is cheese.

Once Upon a Time

Buddy appears in Once Upon a Time re-imagined as Carlos, a hispanic Starbucks employee. He first appears in "The Cold Never Bothered Me" (S7E22) where he has a crush on Maid Marian. In "The Cruelest Point" (S8E6) he is murdered by Prince Philip as part of Captain Hook's plot to blackmail Lightning McQueen. He later appears in a flashback in "Lord Help Me" (S11E14) where it is revealed he had a cocaine habit. A photo is shown of him eating a cheese,

[max-oats]

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

[max-oats]

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

[max-oats]

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

[max-oats]

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[chopnuts]

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

[catchymemes]

People messing with their textbook mini DUMP

[rakkudude]

you left out the best one

[milfiepumpkin]

perfect

[betsybugaboo]

[thememedaddy]