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Game of Thrones Daily
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Keni
JBB: An Artblog!
Mike Driver
Xuebing Du
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blake kathryn
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Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
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@dysfunctional-bios
Tredon Electa
Bio:
Tredon (most known by just Tre) is a gold mechanic who spends most of his time building robots and eating junkfood with his moirails. He’s pretty chill and fun to be around, despite his very slight anger issues.
Voiceclaim: Kwaye
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 9.23 sweeps
Height: 6′
Weapons: Psionics, throwing knives
Lusus: N/A
Quadrants:
<3: Crushing
<>: Vaicar Marnet, Kamiya (plague-trolls)
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Gemries
Trecio
(design by mortuo-trolls)
Bio: This guy gives off an odd feeling. There’s no way he’s just a troll (news flash, he’s not). Trecio runs a clown cult based on the legends of the horrorterrors. He swears he can speak to them, and he probably does.
Voiceclaim: N/A
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Man, he/him
Age: Immortal basically (body of a 10 sweep old (22 y/o))
Height: 7′0″
Weapons: Chucklevoodoo, sacrifical knives
Lusus: N/A
Quadrants:
<3: Moth (plague-trolls)
<>: Open
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: N/A
Kazian
Bio: Just a cool rust guy who’s totally not possessed. Totally. This black slime named Z that’s literally seeping out of his skin and talking? Nope, definitely not an eldritch being sharing his body. Anyway he has toe beans and that’s all that matters.
Voiceclaim: N/A (though the best I could describe it is Travis Mcelroy)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Man, he/him
Age: 10 1/2 sweeps (about 23 human years)
Height: 6′2″
Weapons: Does Z count? If not, bats and anything blunt.
Lusus: N/A
Quadrants:
<3: Crushing
<>: Open
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Aro
Kaivin Midaeo
Bio: You’re reading this like you don’t already know who Kaivin Midaeo is. He’s famous for fuck’s sake! Kaivin runs an extremely popular grubtube channel with his moirail (the two of whom you cannot separate) and they’ll do anything to stay on top. Anything.
Voiceclaim: Conan Gray
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Man, he/him
Age: ~9 Alternian solar sweeps (about 20 human years)
Height: 6′4″
Weapons: Switchblade, throwing knives
Lusus: Tiger shark
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: Freyah Lovett (hextrolls)
<3<: Planned
c3<: Open
Sign: Aquacen
The Missionary
Bio:
The Missionary (Rockey Priman) is rowdy rebellion leader. He hates the hemospectrum with a passion and has a “by any means” mindset; because of this, he is very wanted by the empire.
Aliases: Rockey Priman
Voiceclaim: Daveed Diggs (tw: blood, guns)
Relations: Niaran Priman (descendant)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Transman, he/him
Age: Almost 14 Alternian solar sweeps (about 30 human years)
Height: 7′6″
Weapons: Machete, various guns
Lusus: Lionmom (deceased)
Quadrants (poly for all):
<3: Romane Matris
<>: Open
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Arsci
Ship Names
Red
Larken </3 Niaran - Veggie Tales
Olivia <3 Niaran - Monster Mash
Jantae <3 Enndee (opaltrolls) - Cozycore Sympathies
Sticks <3 Stones (froyotrolls) - Sticks and Stones
Dannie <3 Lychin (opaltrolls) - Music to My Ears
Valeno <3 Marlyn (opaltrolls) - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Kaivin <3 Najima (opaltrolls) - Trauma Kings
Mephil <3 Cereus (opaltrolls) - Twin Skeletons
Black
Trecio <3< Dionyx (opaltrolls) - Lights Over The Arby’s
Pale
Larken <> Sandri (ask-the-traveling-trolls) - Fake Prada
Vaicar </> Mardel - Cut Strings
Sticks <> Lychin (opaltrolls) - Party Poisoners
Kaivin <> Baburu (froyotrolls) - Social Influencer
Ships without names aren’t included.
His Imperial Cavalier
Bio: His Imperial Cavalier is about as good as an evil tyrant can be, I don’t know what you expect. He’s extremely hemoloyal and can and will kill anyone who gets in his way.
Aliases: Cal, Krenan Horasa
Voiceclaim: Childish Gambino
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 70 Alternian solar sweeps (fucking OLD in human years)
Height: 9′5″
Weapons: Trident, spear
Lusus: Krakendad (deceased)
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: Open
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Piries
Olivia Burnette
Bio:
Olivia Burnette is a scientist “troll” who crash landed on Alternia with her friend and coworker Axel Lucas. She likes to push the limits (recently creating life from a pile of bodies) and do experiments, being generally reckless.
Voiceclaim:
Sexuality: Lesbian
Gender: Female, she/her
Age: 23 human years
Height: 5′7″
Weapons: Tazer
Lusus: N/A
Quadrants:
<3: Niaran Priman
<>: Open
<3<: Open (good luck)
c3<: Open
Sign: N/A
Olivia aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Dr. Axel Lucas
Bio:
Dr. Axel Lucas is a “troll” who crash landed on Alternia with his friend and coworker Olivia Burnette. He enjoys junk food and researching new things.
Voiceclaim: Griffin Mcelroy
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age:23 human years
Height: 5′9″
Weapons: Scalpel
Lusus: N/A
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: Open
<3<: Open (good luck)
c3<: Open
Sign: N/A
Axel aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Kaires Hullet
Bio: Kaires Hullet is a fuchsia blooded scientist who builds and tests death weapons. His main goal is (to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobodaay *gets shot*) to create a weapon of mass destruction and take over the remains of the planet.
Voiceclaim: Neil Patrick Harris
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 9 1/2 Alternian solar sweeps (about 20 human years)
Height: 5′7″
Weapons: Death rays and whatever else he cooks up in his lab
Lusus: Stingray dad
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: The Seradas
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Piborn
Kaires aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Vaicar Marnet
Bio:
Vaicar Marnet is a generally happy purple blooded clown. He is slightly hemoloyal. He enjoys making puppets and can often be found lurking around people he likes (aka stalking).
Voiceclaim: Like a slightly deeper version of Spinel from SU
Sexuality: Gay
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 10 Alternian solar sweeps (about 22 human years)
Height: 6′7″
Weapons: Axe
Lusus: Seal
Quadrants:
<3: Crushing
<>: Tredon Metlik and Kamiya (ex: Mardel Umerta)
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Caprilo
Vaicar aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Luresi and Zutesi Serada
Bio:
Luresi (right) and Zutesi (left) Serada are blueblooded twins who spend their time telling fortunes and gathering trolls to use as lab rats. Luresi is selectively mute (for the most part) and has future vision, while Zutesi does all the talking and has no visions.
Voiceclaim:
Sexuality: Panromantic asexual
Gender: Luresi: Transwoman, she/her; Zutesi: Female, she/her
Age: 12 Alternian solar sweeps (about 26)
Height: 5′10″
Weapons: Wire, nunchucks
Lusus: Cobramom (two-headed)
Quadrants:
<3: Crushing
<>: Crushing
<3<: Open (Poly)
c3<: Open (Poly)
Sign: Scorittarius
Serada aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Mephil Sanadd
Bio: Mephil Sanadd is a cobalt who plays bass in the band Midhues. He’s generally quiet but is otherwise chill and goofy.
Voiceclaim: Rag N Bone Man
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 10.15 Alternian solar sweeps (22 human years)
Height: 7′2
Weapons: Bass guitar, swords
Lusus: Owldad
Quadrants:
<3: Crushing
<>: Niaran Priman
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Sagirius
Mephil aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Larken Tritom
Bio: Larken Tritom is a snarky, chaotic jadeblood who has an affinity for expensive clothing, cryptids, and the occasional murder.
Voiceclaim: Klaus from The Umbrella Academy
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 10.15 Alternian solar sweeps (22 human years)
Height: 5'9″
Weapons: Wand (magic is REAL you ASSHOLES)
Lusus: Bugdad (see: Triatominae arthopod)
Quandrants:
<3: Open (ex(s): Niaran Priman, Sildea Yvette (dumbass-trolls))
<>: Sandri Monqey (ask-the-traveling-trolls)
<3<: Elodie (plague-trolls)
c3<: Open
Sign: Viricorn
Larken aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Jakrel Maraby
Bio:
Jakrel Maraby is an energetic, animal loving olive who likes the great outdoors and hunting.
Voiceclaim: Kangaroo Jack (I KNOW I decided this after he was already named Jakrel)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Transman, he/him
Age: 9 Alternian solar sweeps (19 human years)
Height: 5'7″
Weapons: Whip
Lusus: Kangaroomom
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: Bayou (plague-trolls)
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Leus
Jakrel aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Mardel Umerta
Bio:
Mardel is a hemoanon, grumpy, murdering bastard. He enjoys bug collecting and being an asshole. He also really likes eyes. Don’t ask.
Sexuality: Gay
Gender: Male, he/him
Age: 10 1/2 Alternian solar sweeps (about 22 human years)
Height: 5′5″
Weapons: Hunting knife, various tools
Lusus: Vulturedad
Quadrants:
<3: Open
<>: Open (ex: Hearts Broken (dumbass-trolls))
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Tauries (mutated would-be bronze)
Mardel aesthetic
Asks
In canon
Niaran Priman
Bio:
Niaran Priman is an excited (and very dead, as of late she’s back now! kinda!) rust blooded gremlin who enjoys wrestling and painting.
Mage of Life
Voiceclaim: Enid from OK K.O.!
Alias: Cherry Bomb (wrestling persona)
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Female, she/her
Age: 11 Alternian sweeps (24ish human years)
Height: 5'4″ (normally) 5′9″ (currently)
Weapons: Fists, brass knuckles, rifle
Lusus: Lion
Quadrants:
<3: Olivia Burnette (ex: Larken Tritom)
<>: Mephil Sanadd
<3<: Open
c3<: Open
Sign: Arsci
Niaran aesthetic
Asks
In canon