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When you're out of breath, SOS, me!

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i take back what i said abt naoya ive recently learned he may or may not have sa’d mai when she was 16 and i can like a misogynist but not a pedophile

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out of 9 people i already told a third of them all i want for my birthday are valorant points

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i don’t choose favorites wtv calls to me calls to me

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im so lazy i went home to watch House instead of messing w the pretty european girl that kept grabbing my waist while i was at this shitty music festival full of noise pollution

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larping arcane and narusasu so hard rn

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i mean ryuk was confirmed to have dropped the death note in the human world bc he was bored but i genuinely believe that on some level most of the characters were doing ts just to have fun and win

light, l lawliet, near, mello, matt were all geniuses and its so funny to me how light and law jst fucked around the whole time they both couldve wrapped that shit up so much sooner especially law then law dies and the wammy house is like aw shit we gotta send in the albino so near goes in and plays with his stupidass choo choo trains while talking to light whos already checked out bc his husband alr died so no one else is actual comp then near locks in and brings in mello who was fucking around w the mafia the whole time and mellos bf matt was so fucking funny he had like 30 seconds of screentime just show'd up said "cant shoot me im too important" then gets slimed by the entire police force light shouldve won if it wasnt for that bum mikami and nears plot armor whole ass show jst went law: "its light" task force: "nah fym light thats our hb" then albino shows up and goes: "its light" and everyones like "yea you right" misa ml and her lesbian shinigami light couldnt give less of a shit abt her tbf she did jst show up at his house and threaten to kill every girl he got close to so his workaround was law if naomi locked in she couldve saved the whole show she deadass figured sm more out in that one scene then aizawa and matsuda did in the whole show they had to kill her off for plot reasons in the los angeles beyond birthday murder cases she genuinely kicked ass i love beyond birthday sm i wish he was in the show he was ACTUALLY doing shit jst to do shit he set up this insanely elaborate entirely unsolvable case that ended in him burning himself alive to kill himself all for law to have a case he cant solve plus born with shinigami eyes he had that shit in the bag if it wasnt for naomi and her plot armor theres actually not that much plot armor tbf its jst naomi in the novel and light at the end

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designing waylay nails fml

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“Top in the streets, bottom in the sheets”

-that one artist laikoski or wtv

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I MISS MY PS5 AND MY VAL ACC IDC OF IT MAKES ME A CHUD I WANNA GO HOME I HATE IT HERE IN THE ASSCRACK MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I HAVE NO VAL I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE FUCK THE SUMMER GLOW UP TAKE ME BACK

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"didnt know you play val" yea i forgot i dont tell ppl that

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my cousin has some sort of personality disorder and high functioning autism neither of which are diagnosed

im so fucking tired i spent the whole day listening to his bs then complained to my mom abt how my sister shouldnt have to hear abt his sh and gory humor and relentless questions about bipolar disorder then i had to defend his trans rights to my mom bc her fuckass doesnt believe in queer ppl

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one of my flexes is i mog so hard irl and in photos the only thing that nerfs me is the weird warp thing the iphone camera does when i take a selfie

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NO

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how do you expect me to sit on call for more than like 2 hours fym 14 hour call i’m so sorry im out and about there’s no way you’re sitting in your ass for 14 hours

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oh

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after meeting some of the absolute worst valo players im happy to say ive found a solid duo yippee