Derek Anderson

The coolest nerd on da interwebs. I'm 20, in college, have a job, but somehow still poor. I'm from Cleveland, and also I enjoy eating cupcakes in my spare time.

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[cartnsncreal]

[hypersensationalism]

[cat-memes-only]

[sofyasemyonovna]

the urge to just lay down and let time pass you by forever. it’s called clinical depression

[ice-princess-of-hell]

You didn't have to shout like that

[unclefather]

[laimfunk]

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

[laimfunk]

A follow up in my sketchbook

[stability]

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[ruinedchildhood]

[dzmachinations]

[stardustemotions-deactivated202]

[cookii-whore]

[slavery]

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

[slavery]

[shitpostbot5k]

[memewhore]