// clearing out my follows because of a fake bitch~

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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

Jimmy Eat World
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@e-bookofbelial-blog
// clearing out my follows because of a fake bitch~
What do the old people teach us but
how
to
die
ɴᴏ
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ
ɴ ᴇ ᴇ ᴅ
ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ
You are not the boss of me. And I’m the one who decides whether I need someone’s protection.
Don’t mistake lack of sadness for ℍappiness
@theirkeninvxderzim
Morty blinked blearily as he had been walking for a very long time, non stopping. His feet were aching, he could barely stand, and worst of he kept almost passing out.
So when he saw a blurry green and red blob in front of him, he passed it off as a hallucination.
'Why.. did my su-subco- brain come up with this?'
He blinked a few times, trying to rub his eyes into focus, trying to make sense of what he was seeing. Though he supposed he should ignore it. Thinking clearly was beyond him from how exhausted he was. It looked.. Kinda alien-y.
'W-what is that..'
Morty just gawked, unsure how to react. He needed to find someplace to rest. Badly. It was cold out.
first meeting starters
1: "I think I may have seen you before..."
2: "Hey! Watch it!"
3: "Oh my god are you okay?"
4: "Have we met...?"
5: "Were you at that one party?"
6: "Remember me?"
7: "I know you don't know me but I love your shirt."
8: "Quick, pretend to look like you're talking to me."
9: "Hey, is that your dog?"
10: "Service takes forever here."
11: "Don't mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?"
12: "I wouldn't sit there if I were you."
13: "This is gonna be a long plane ride."
14: "Can you turn that music down?"
15: "People are trying to sleep!"
16: "I'm your new neighbour."
17: "Is that who I think it is?"
18: "Be quiet!"
19: "Is that your son/daughter?"
20: "I've read about you."
you can’t run away from the w o r s t of your dreams, They’ll string you up when you’re tryin’ to fall fast asleep
I am nobody’s, I owe you nothing
էհﻨร ﻨร ցօรթεl ..// բօг էհε բձllεռ օռεร
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unknown number texts
send me one of the following on anon (or not!) for my muse’s reaction:
[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear… [text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you don’t know me, but I do know you. [text] You think you’re safe now you’re tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] I’ve got your keys. [text] Don’t move, you look beautiful in these pictures I’m taking. [text] I’m sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early… Don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste… [text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Don’t worry, your child/pet is safe with me… [text] How are you doing today, dear? Isn’t it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, don’t you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] There’s something under your bed… Or should I say, someone? [text] I’m your number one fan.
I’ve fought too many wars,
too often with myself,
but I’ll survive and you’ll hear me roar.
I don’t care about what all the others say. Well, I guess there are some things that will just never go away. I wish that I could say that there’s no better place than home, but home’s a place that I have never known.
// updated the /canon page to give some more info about morty, i hope its good.