Your ego's writing checks your actions can't cash

I miss the Felice Fawn drama tbh

[thefelicefawn]

[thefelicefawn]

[e-goofs]

Also teeny life update but I got my drivers license and a car a couple months back and driving is such a blessing

[e-goofs]

Hi, my name's e-goofs, I'm almost 18, I'm dreading the start of my senior year of high school, and I'm tired of all this bland drama. How about you?

[confettiagenda]

It’s pretty ironic that Onision’s fans go apeshit when you point out the truth about his past fucked up behavior… considering the whole reason they usually claim to love him is because he’s “honest” and “real.” I thought you guys would rather be “slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie”?!?!?!?

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[e-goofs]

I honestly wish I could put addblock on all the devices of everyone who watches Onision's videos, because maybe if his main source of income was cut he'd realize what his fans do for him and be more grateful for them. You can't live in 3 different houses, get new phones every month, and eat Taco Bell every day off of the profits from a couple of t-shirts, buddy.

[dillondean]

It’s literally my favourite show ever please persevere

[ourdoughnut-deactivated20171001]

For YOU, I will try. Please tell me it gets better. I cannot fathom how adults this age are so selfish and have completely no clue how the real world works, at all, yet manage to live in extremely expensive areas of Manhattan on jobs that would typically afford modest living spaces in Cleveland?  LIterally no one on this show makes good choices for themselves and I want to hurt them.  Except maybe Joey. I really feel like Joey is gonna be a-okay. 

[shoutatthadevil]

Friends literally sends me into a rage. I can’t. I want to punch someone when I hear the theme song.

I feel like you’re either a Seinfeld person or a friends person.

[ourdoughnut-deactivated20171001]

NOW you’re speaking my language. Seinfeld is. my. fucking. jam. 

[shoutatthadevil]

I think I’ve seen every episode 100 times. It’s my sleepy time show. Even as a kid I thought it was hilarious.

[e-goofs]

Seinfeld is my whole life honestly. I almost died from happiness when I found it on Hulu. 😍😍

[epeopleconfessions]

Ok so I have a question. I’m filling out applications for my first job and what should I put in the previous employment area? I’ve never worked anywhere. Should I put in like bullshit babysitting stuff or working at my gpas office filing paperwork (even tho that happened like 4 times like 5 years ago)? It’s only to like food places btw.

[tempestaxoscura-deactivated2024]

I wouldn’t. They could contact the past places and find out you were never there. Plus there’s no reason to lie everyone has to start somewhere you’re pretty young so it’s normal that this is your first job

[epeopleconfessions]

Well I really did baby sit and file paperwork. But I’ll probably just leave it blank. Thanks!!

[e-goofs]

When I applied for my first job about 6 months ago I put "N/A" or left it blank. 👍🏼

[e-goofs]

@epeopleconfessions idk why this is upside down for me??? But same! I feel like unless I’m wearing lipstick my top lip shrinks away and I’m like “where did you go???” Your whole face is so cute though, I just love your features! I hope that doesn’t sound weird lol

[epeopleconfessions]

Not at all lol. Yours is too tho and I love your septum. I’ve been dying to get mine done for real

[e-goofs]

Me too actually! This one is a clip-on from Spencer’s gifts. I turn 18 in November and I plan to get mine done the weekend after my birthday. Thank you though!! You have the perfect face for a septum piercing!

[epeopleconfessions]

Thanks!!! I’ve been told that so much actually lol. I turn 18 in October and I can’t wait.

[e-goofs]

I can't wait for you to get it done!! I always get so excited for other people's piercings and tattoos, it's so fun to experience that stuff through other people and to see them so happy with their cool body mods.

[e-goofs]

@epeopleconfessions idk why this is upside down for me??? But same! I feel like unless I’m wearing lipstick my top lip shrinks away and I’m like “where did you go???” Your whole face is so cute though, I just love your features! I hope that doesn’t sound weird lol

[epeopleconfessions]

Not at all lol. Yours is too tho and I love your septum. I’ve been dying to get mine done for real

[e-goofs]

Me too actually! This one is a clip-on from Spencer's gifts. I turn 18 in November and I plan to get mine done the weekend after my birthday. Thank you though!! You have the perfect face for a septum piercing!

[e-goofs]

@epeopleconfessions idk why this is upside down for me??? But same! I feel like unless I'm wearing lipstick my top lip shrinks away and I'm like "where did you go???" Your whole face is so cute though, I just love your features! I hope that doesn't sound weird lol

[epeopleconfessions]

Better? And like I literally posted a picture of me at a beach before when I’m p sure the uks beaches look nothing like floridas. But whatever I’m going to risk my own privacy to post some more pictures of myself. And @ourdoughnut can vouch for me that I’m not eboni since I’ve messaged her from my other blog.

[e-goofs]

Off topic but I just love your smile! 😊

[e-goofs]

So many anons (probs whism but whatevs) seem to get so bent out of shape over us pointing out that whismical's jewelry is fake, but I think they're missing the point. The problem isn't that the gems are fake or that the metals are cheap. I buy cheap gems and metals like her's all the time. In fact, I'm pretty sure I buy the exact same stuff that she sells, only I buy it straight from Amazon or AliExpress instead of through her shop, so I get it for a much cheaper price. And if the fake gems and metals don't bother your skin, then there's honestly no shame in wearing them. They look real enough from afar and as long as you're not rough with your jewelry and you don't sleep while wearing it, it shouldn't break too fast. Not everyone can afford a bunch of real gemstones on real silver chains, you won't be judged for wearing something that's plastic. THE ISSUE is that she's not being honest about what her chains are made out of, which puts people with sensitive skin and/or mild to severe skin disorders at risk of rashes, irritation, blisters, etc, and could even put them in the hospital. She isn't listing the metals and materials used in her necklaces and hasn't been quite honest about them, which puts people at a very high risk of having a bad reaction, and that's not okay. We're not calling you tacky for wearing plastic jewelry (and if anyone is, then I'm tacky too I guess lol oh well), we're saying that Meghan is putting people in danger by not listing the materials used, and not only could people LITERALLY BE PUT IN THE HOSPITAL OVER HER JEWELRY, but she could get in big trouble as well.

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[keishabryce-deactivated20180710]

This how they all feel foreal.

[theeeprotagonist]

maaaaannnnnnnn I can’t even do nothing but laugh at this point

[epeopleconfessions]

Ok serious question to all my followers: how many buildings do your schools have? Like this is what’s literally keeping me up rn. All the schools Ive seen up north or in tv shows or movies have like one or two buildings (other than college campuses) but like every school I’ve seen and been to down here has like a million? Is it like really easy to get from class to class? Also how expensive are your cigarettes? I’ve seen posts saying that they cost like 25 bucks but mine cost 4.75.

[tempestaxoscura-deactivated2024]

My school was one tiny building with only 2 short hallways down stairs and two upstairs lol but then the school in the town next to me was two huge buildings with thousands of hallways and students but it was a regional school that took multiple towns. And then another school in my county had 3 huge high schools for just one town because of how big the town is. Also our cigarettes vary from $5-$9 depending on the brand

[home--truths]

Mine had three main buildings and some little ones. Cigarettes cost like $15-$50 depending on brand and type.

[e-crimes]

My school was one main building, that was sort of a huge three floor U shape where most of the classes were, then the gym, and five or six smaller buildings, plus the ESOL and languages centre. The other high school I went to was about 20 small buildings and two gyms. My universities have all been about 10-20 large multi-level (usually between like 3 and 20 floors) buildings and had multiple smaller campuses as well. What HT said about cigarettes too, same. Depends if you roll your own or buy them pre-rolled, what brand, etc.

[sleepydrama-blog]

My school had LOTS of buildings because it was a boarding school as well, but for the actual ‘learning’ part of the school we had about 20 buildings? Including the Hall, all the different blocks with the classrooms, the office, the Ag rooms, the dance studio, toilets etc. Most of the buildings we medium sized and arranged around the doughnut quad, the main quad and the art quad. The boarding school part was totally different though.

Smokes are so expensive I hate it, like your average pack probs costs around $23 but @home–truths is right about it depending on the brand.

[home--truths]

I love reading about other peoples schools, it’s interesting to see how each differs! They’re also more expensive at petrol stations, I just bought a pack of 40s for $40 which would normally cost me $27 at IGA (supermarket)

[e-goofs]

My school has one main building, and then if you're enrolled in the technical school programs (such as cosmetology or welding or animal tech etc), you get on a bus and go to another school halfway through the day, after attending your 4 core subject classes. I don't smoke myself so I don't know for sure but I think cigs cost like $7 here. I know a few people who do so I'll get back to ya.