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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@e-thancarson-blog
I have come to a decision...
I don’t think that I had any good ones to begin with, Ethan.
I may have to agree with you. But come on, The Godfather was great.
Really? That bad…?
It’s cool, I’m not exactly musically inclined, myself. What sports do you play?
Unfortunately I'd have to say so.
Really, I kind of pegged you for a violin girl. All of them, pretty much. Except swimming., water's not my thing.
Some people need to shut it. If you don’t have anything relevant or intelligent to say, keep the fuck away from me.
Woah retract the claws Lena, you're scaring the freshmen.
I have come to a decision...
Yes well, all of their cheesy pick-up lines and slicked back hair is failing to work on me. But I do appreciate their efforts and will make sure to send them a consolodation basket. Not.
I sense some sarcasm on this front. Any bad encounters with 70's movies that need to be unearthed?
The one who suddenly finds a love for music, meets the girl of his dreams, then has to make the fateful decision between happiness and sports, all while singing witty pop songs about basketball? Or are we thinking of different movie franchises, here?
Ah, maybe not that one. I'm a horrible singer, just ask my mother. Years of listening to me singing in the shower would send anyone over the edge.
You got it, cap’n. Speaking of captains, how many coaches have come begging for you to join their team this year, Mr. Sports Star?
Hmm, if I say all of them would that seem like bragging? I just can't help being a major sports stud.
I have come to a decision...
I will go to the B2SB but only if these fools stop asking me out and I get to choose someone myself. Because the random singing in the hallways needs to stop. If I hear one more lyric from the musical ‘Grease’, it will not be fun for anyone… I can assure you.
Grease? Wow the guy's here are going all out. I'm pretty sure that's the number one go to move to get chicks.
I try. It’s another one of my many talents.
Sports facilities? So you’re an athlete? Let me guess… MVP… Team Captain… Tell me if I’m getting warm.
Right on all counts. I'm kind of that stereotypical sports jock you see in bad teen movies. Ego and all.
Then you should spare my life just for the fact that I believe in this possibly nonexistent heart of yours, unlike those group of brokenhearted flight attendants.
Well, you do make a good point. I'll keep you around for now. But you better stay on my good side.
Come on, you love me. Which is why you won’t kill me, even though I’m going to constantly try and make you spill your so-called secrets.
That is one thing you'll never know. I'm sure many wouldn't be willing to put their lives on the line over the fact that I have a heart. Ask all those flight attendants.
“Oh, Ethan recommended you. You must be qualified.”
You still get lost? Well, then I’m hopeless.
Surprisingly that is exactly what they say. See? I knew you were a smart one.
Kind of yes. I know my way around the varying sports facilities. Everything else...not so much. But can you blame me? This place is humongous.
I don’t understand how you get girls… At all.
You wound me my dear friend. And if I told you well, I'd have to kill you and other mysterious cliches.
I’ll take you up on that. I’m sure a signature from you will take my resume to a whole new level.
Yeah, I guess.. I was home schooled my whole life, so this is … Kind of a culture shock.
Just give me a call. I'll be happy to help, pretty sure you'll get the job immediately.
Really? I've never met anybody who's been home schooled before. I'm sure that would have driven me crazy. Well, if you ever need anything I'm your man. By that I mean I can get lost with you in this ridiculous campus.
So now flight attendants are out of your league? Picky, aren’t you, Ethan? Now all of those flight attendants pining after you won’t ever get their chance, poor things.
There's only enough of me to go around Tessie. Unfortunately I'm just going to have to leave a string of broken hearts behind me.
So they tell me… It’s a gift.
Please tell me you’re just as new as I am…
That would be a great thing to put on your resume. If you ever needed verification send 'em my way.
Technically, am. I came halfway through last semester. Finding being the newbie hard?
Oh? So did you manage to get this charming flight attendant’s number? Or did your lack of charm scare her away?
No I did not. But I wasn't saying much of anything when I got off that plane. Anyway if I was going to go for an older lady I think I'd aim a little higher than flight attendant.