literally just some guy :)

i am working on building up an immunity to negative comments so please feel free to send hate mail and rude comments :)

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the real white man's burden is delivering kisses to all the pretty brown girls

[brapclinic]

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Some writing inspo if you're feeling like your writing isn't the best

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She made a salsa that was so spicy we wept as we ate it and yet we wept when it was gone

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I don't see what the big deal is I bet Jesus wore sandals to church...

[imp]

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Working hard to provide for his wife no issue there

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My penis like a viper

One quick strike and it's over

[vampurrring]

What if I got weirder

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You literally could not catch her

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Wife has been trying to get raise recently

[hustlerose]

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

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I didn't "fall asleep" there was a war in the Astral realm and I was taking fire from psychoactive artillery

[grfn-btbtas]

Out of normal groceries (bread eggs milk etc) so delightful drink to make when you're out of food at your place: put some ice cream in a mug and pour the coffee over it. Unfortunately, this is called an "affogato" because you are "a faggoto" for drinking that

[fairycosmos]

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

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Jacking off to random objects in my house part 62

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I never knew a chicken could be so tender...