literally just some guy :)

i am working on building up an immunity to negative comments so please feel free to send hate mail and rude comments :)

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the real white man's burden is delivering kisses to all the pretty brown girls

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Hello!

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Woah cool echo chamber you guys got here

[rakiloslov]

In the same way that economic analysis of other fields like law is fashionable sometimes, it would be nice for there to be an academic movement to apply economic reasoning to social life.

The concept of diminishing returns certainly applies to many friendships. Who knows what other insights await?

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Pussy supply and demand charts

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Giving her the princess treatment by placing a pea under her mattress

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This dandy boy would rather play with a ladybug than eat his breakfast

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Being "good with money" really just means you're not bad with money

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Told my wife I'd give her a kiss on the cheek

But I didn't say which one!

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Slurping at her hole like a dog in a bowl

[ripempezardexerox]

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You just know girls here are going 3 fingers over this

[nuclearspaceheater]

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

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Wife is out of town for a few days

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Misogynist wife and feminist husband

Making it work ❤️

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My wife is crushing my dreams of opening a restaurant I'm sorry fans but filthy Frank's fuck your own food kitchen will never be a reality

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Ridiculous that I have to explain to my wife that a cowboy does not sit with his back to the door

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[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I do not remember making this

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