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Ask blog for Emo Morty (E1031) & Emo Rick (E182)! Both of them don’t have association with the Citadel >:)

[e1031]

Oh jeez … hey. N-nice to meet you! I’m Mo … I guess I have no association with the Citadel. Feel free to ask questions about me and my Granpa R!

[fall-breeze-autumn-leaves]

Tonighhh

[baddadjokez]

Why do ghosts hang out at bars?

Because they like boos

[e1031]

Mo: Bread makes you fat :D

[e1031]

Mo: R-Rick, I have gotten over Jessica. I now have a boyfriend !

R: Good for you Mo ! Tell me a *ughhahh* ll about him !

Mo: Oh jeez, ok ok ok. His name is Emo Nate or Emo Nathan. He was reborn in December 23, 2005. He got executed for some crimes so that’s why he’s reborn. Also he’s a year older than me … 15 years old ! Well 15 years old when his bday comes … he’s 14 right now. He‘s a Shinigami or a death god. It is believed that his kind is as old as the universe itself ! He also has some undiscovered powers that are yet to figured out yet. It turns out both of us like My Chemical Romance and other alternative stuff !

R: … Oh man, Mo. *pats Mo’s shoulder* So proud of you pal. Ya gots yourself a soulmate.

[e1031]

Mo: … Uhnnm R-rick can I tell you something ?

R: Yes, Mo spill the tea.

Mo: Oh jeez, I-I’m bisexual.

R: Huh … Mo thanks for coming out. I’m pansexual *ughhnh* just sayin.

Mo & R: Yea ! Pride pals broooohhhhhsss

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Yes Im cringe but my cringe is OK yours is however bad and I will laugh at you

[e1031]

Mo: I-it is right?

[e1031]

Mo: I-I don’t like trends ... like slime and vsco crap. Dabbing is a no no.

Also Mo: Dabs a year a later and thinks it’s the new trend.

[baddadjokez]

Wanna hear a quarantine joke?

It’s mostly an inside joke though.

[e1031]

Mo: Sometimes I-it’s hard to explain things you know. It’s hard to talk about how I found my Rick. Why I do certain things. Jeez, I-I sometimes wish things were more simpler.

[e1031]

Mo: I-I’m excited to meet Mort3 ... I’m gonna make Mort3 cultured with alternative music ... broh. Heh.

[e1031]

Mo: I-I hate HOT TOPIC now. It’s now capitalist product placement shit. Oh jeez things were better in the early 2000s ... when they just had band shirts and-and gothic stuff.

Also Mo: buys a fuvking The Umbrella Academy mug because he wants to be like Five.

[e1031]

Mo: Y-you ship me and my Granpa R? Well umm, well ... well you’re fucking cringe dawg!

R: Wh *ughhhgh* y do you even fucking ship us?! We’re related! I’m his GRANDFATHER. Eww dude do you even understand what you have gotten yourself into ...?

Mo: Oh jeez ... f-first off why, I’m fourteen. My Granpa is seventy. Second, I should be in a r-relationship with a teenage girl. Third, w-why the fuck should I be kissing my Granpa on the lips?!

R: No *ughhghh* Mo, it’s whom the FUCK why should we be kissing each other?!

Mo & R: Cringe 😬

[ckaisaysbi]

A fudge brownie meets two cinnamon rolls ;3

💛 c136 owned by @evilmortys | f117 owned by @mortbee 💛

[e1031]

Mo: I-I think Morticia and Morty like me as a friend? My mind just blanks out and I question e-everything? Oh jeez, why did I reference The Bee Movie.

[e1031]

R: You sure do like Jessica, don’t you?

Mo: *blushing* Even t-thinking about her makes me have this heart throb. It-it’s like thump thump you know. Oh jeez, she always looks good on social media. I-I wish I could tell her in person.

R: You can, Mo. I’ll give *urhpph* you tips. This reminds me when I first saw Diane.

[e1031]

Mo: Cons of being your friend, I-I’m an asshole.

R: Pros of being *ughhhgh* your friend, I’m your asshole.

Mo & R: EYYYY were both assholes. Edgy as fuck assholes man!