Elayne is absolutely that friend who would help you hide the body.
Nyneave would yell at you and then help you hide the body.
Egwene would yell at you and make you stand trial for murder, unless she needed the body hidden, in which case she would take the body and hide it herself.
Aviendha killed the body and doesn’t understand why you need to hide it.
Mat would absolutely hide the body while swearing that, if he gets caught, he will sell you in an instant.
Tuon will judge the body for getting killed and judge you based on how effectively you hide the body.
Perrin would stare at the body for twenty minutes until the cops came.
Faile would complement you on being a real man for killing someone and talk about how great hiding a body is as a couple’s activity.
Rand would just channel the body away (and add it to his list if it was a woman)
Lan and Moiraine take turns hiding the body and absolutely trust the other person did it for a good reason. They grab dinner together afterwards.
Thom stages the body to look like an accident. He has an air-tight alibi.
This is not a theoretical exercise for any of them.
Siuan would tell you to row the body out to the fingers of the dragon and sink it in the water
Pevara Tazanovni would say she’d be back in a moment and return with an entire body-hiding team. You are now part of the Black Ajah Hunting Squad. Participation is mandatory.
Verin Mathwin wouldn’t help you but she’d follow you around and take notes while you hid the body, and murmur encouraging things now and then.
Alviarin Freidhen would help you hide the body with truly unsettling efficiency. The blackmail would start immediately.
Alanna Mosvani would agree that it was very important the body be hidden and then set it on fire.
Setalle Anan reveals she once hid a body long ago, you don’t have time to ask for more details before she brings you down to the inn’s cellar to bury it
Romanda and Lelaine both agree the body needs to be hidden but don’t want to do it themselves in case they get implicated.
Weiramon doesn’t believe you killed the body, it was probably those bloody Illianers. Or the Aiel savages.
Laras, Mistress of Kitchens, starts off grumbling how you acted rashly and this mess could have been easily avoided, but then she consoles you and gives you something nice to eat (while giving you clue how to escape authorities and establish new identity) while disposing of body with ruthless, practiced efficiency, only dropping vague hint of adventures she had in youth.
Galad would immediately turn you in. Murder is always illegal and trying to hide a body is disposing of evidence and interfering with a police investigation and those are separate additional crimes.
Gawyn would either help you hide the body or refuse to help you hide the body and then angst about how he made the wrong choice forever.
You hide the body. Satisfied, you turn around only to see Hurin staring directly at you. He apologizes profusely as he puts you in handcuffs.
Provided your reasons are good and just, Tam will help you hide a body in a garden. As you go about doing so you realize he has like. Super detailed knowledge about the most effective way to hide a body. About how good bone meal is for plants. You ask questions but get no answers. You do get a bowl of soup.
