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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

[eahravenmh]

Briar: i just had a foursome with four ashlynn. She clone herself

Apple: i know

Briar: How?

Apple: you did it in my fucking driveway. I have cameras

Briar: Did you get my good side

Apple: I send it to your ex

Briar: i don't give a fuck........Which one?

Apple: Faybelle

Briar's heart stops

Apple: I think she said she will be there in five minutes

Briar: i live down the street

Apple looks at her: What

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Darling: We can um. I um can have you in our room

Apple: Our room?

Darling: we can switch roommates. Rosabella with raven and you with me. Just cupid and Blondie

Apple: you mean. Like a couple

Darling: Yes. If you want, I'm not forcing you.

A minute later

Rosabella: So um. How are you

Raven: I have a hangover. Do you have painkillers?

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Raven throws a bowling ball at the glass table on accident

Evie:

Raven:

Evie: Shit

Raven: to be fair the table was ugly and mom hated it. So we did her a favor

Evie: Well dad bought the table

Raven: Oh

Later on

Evil Queen looks at the table: Thank God

The Good King:.....The table

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Happy birthday to Apple white

Ashlynn: My turn

Ashlynn grabs a card: Who comes the least prepared

Ashlynn gives the card to raven

Ashlynn: that's you because you forgot her birthday

Raven whispers: Shut the fuck up. I woke up late

Apple: My turn

Apple grabs a card: Who needs a mute button

Raven: that's your card. Keep it

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Apple: So your not gonna say something stupid

Briar: No

Apple: Really? No weird talks or something out of pocket

Briar: I got nothing to say

Cupid: I just made love with a cake

Apple sighed and closed her eyes: I spoke too soon

Briar: How did it felt though

Apple: STOP

Cupid: Soft and spongy

Apple: God help me

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Ouija board

Raven: gost?

Darling: Is he trying to spell ghost?

Rosabella: I'm scared

Raven: What kind of illiterate bitch-ass ghost is this?

Raven began to laugh and the ouija board gets slammed against the wall by itself

Raven: Somebody sensitive

Darling: And stupid

Raven began to chuckle

Later on

Darling: Rose I got this red mark on my back, look

Rosabella: it looks like a bite mark?

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Good King: RAVEN

Evil Queen: What did you do

Raven: Hmm...I don't remember

Good King: Where is it

Raven: Where what

Good King: The fucking door from the pantry

Raven: Oh..I don't know. Also the pantry has a door?

Evie: I FOUND IT!

Raven: Oh it's in the pool

Good King: So you know what it is. You knew what i was fucking talking about. You knew what it was

Raven: I forgot about it

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Cerise: What did Cinderella say when she got to the balls?

Ashlynn sighed

Briar: what

Cerise began to fake gag and ashlynn smack her on the head

Cerise: Ow okay

Ashlynn: Do you see what I have to deal with

Cerise: Do you see what I have to deal with

Ashlynn: Stop copying me

Cerise: Stop copying me

Ashlynn: STOP IT

Cerise: Grown woman by the way

Briar chuckled

[eahravenmh]

Faybelle: See i told you

Duchess: People pay 22,000 dollars to see Apple white

Faybelle: But she's not here. Cause I block her

Duchess: You fucking idiot!

Faybelle: Listen, I have Holly. She looks like her

Duchess: she's has freckles!

Faybelle: I put makeup all over it

Holly: Hey, um. Some girl threw her panties at me. And another girl fleshed her tits at me.

Duchess looks at faybelle

Faybelle: That's a good thing, right

Duchess: it's not...We're scamming them

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In the abandon hospital

Darling grabs the camera

Blondie: We're at the hospital where people left abandoned and die

Justine:

Blondie: So we're going to check-

Darling hears a banging noise and Justine runs outside

Blondie: Did she fucking left

Darling: Yeah

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Good King: Your not gonna scream?

Raven: No why

Good King: Cause earlier you yelled out "holy panda dick"

Raven: Why would you like me to scream, father?

Good King: Cause i told you you can bring your boyfriend or girlfriend over you "scream holy panda dick".

Raven: i don't remember

Good King: Never mind

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Blondie whispers to her: Holly go around her

Holly: What

Blondie: Go around her, dumbass

Holly walks around her

Holly: I never seen cupid this mad before

Briar: Me either

Blondie: Is because apple touch my hand accidentally

Holly: Is she mad at you

Blondie: No. She's mad at apple

Briar looks at Cupid

Briar: She's still mad

Blondie: No shit, idiot

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Daring: Zatana Zatana

Darling: Can you please, Shut it

Dexter: Where is he

Darling: up there

Daring was crawling on the wall: Mene mene takal

Dexter: So you didn't notice that he's possessed

Darling: No..

Dexter: Oh my god

Daring: Mene Mene

Darling: SHUT UP

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A Edible

Ginger: Get away from me

Justine: you good?

Melody: This was a bad idea

Ginger: Fuck off

Justine: Relax

Ginger: I said you need to leave

Justine walks up to her and ginger hits her on the back of the neck with a rolling pin

Justine: My chromosomes

Melody: Ow shit

Justine: My chromosomes are acting up

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Madeline: trees or mountains

Blondie: Hmm that's a tough one

Madeline: i know

Blondie: i guess I'll go with mountains

Cupid sighs

Madeline: Oh shit! Eeny meeny miny dih catch a tiger by his dih red light green light dih tag your it!

Madeline throws Cupid's soda at the wall

Cupid: WHY

Madeline began to dance

Cupid: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TEACH HER THAT

Blondie: i didn't teach her that

Cupid: I'm going to bed!

[eahravenmh]

Drawing each other

Darling: There, I finished. Look

Justine looked at the drawing of her

Justine: Nice....Look at mine

Darling looks at the drawing and sees a dark figure in background

Darling: Who the fuck is that

Justine: I don't know....

Darling looks at the window and sees Apple standing there. Darling's heart drops

Darling: Ooo boy. Okay...

[eahravenmh]

Game night

Blondie puts a card in Madeline's headband

Ashlynn: Okay. It can covered women's boobs

Madeline: My mouth

Ashlynn: Wait, no it's not

Briar: Good answer

Ashlynn: Briar